Watsky - S for Lisp lyrics

So someone said to me the other
Day I've got a lisp

A stranger, you know
They said I've got a subtle lisp
And I should know I sound a
Little stupid doing spoken word
When all my words with "S" in
Them are spoken so absurd

And I'm not upset, okay it just sucks

To think you're speaking normally
For two decades and then shucks
Find out your stuff sounds like
A stanza of Severus
Snape's toughest parseltongue is pronounced
By Daffy Duck so I will say this:

My subtle lisp is not sinful
I'm not sorry Saturday, I'm not sorry Sunday


I'm spiritual and when I speak
I celebrate the Sabbath seven days a week

I've got special S sauce smothered on
My skull walls like a
Tossed salad so silkscreen the Sistine
Ceiling on my soft pallet

I sing along with super scenesters
Reciting Sufjan Stevens songs in skinny jeans
Dance salsa with soccer moms
Sneaking out in skimpy see-through sarongs
I will answer your questions in stout
With my sexy subtly lisping
Sparkling incisor small

What's my surname? Watsky
What's my size? Stocky
My city? San Francisco
It's so sweet, now slow

See, I've heard some steamy
Stories of oral sex
But, I'm not stretching to say one time
I made a lady climax by
Speaking an essay section
Of a Shakespeare sonnet in her
Split legs' general direction
I scribble all S Essays I shred
Them and sprinkle the whole S-ashes
My speech doesn't give a spotted
Sea snail if it passes
I slipped past straight Fs to
Straight Ss in my classes
Because my speech stay
Second-semester senior status

Seriously so so so so soon
So sick sixth grade school kids
Call me sofa king i'm on tongue steroids
Slammin' with the Sammie Sosa swing
So tight I sleep upright in a
Small cell in Sing Sing
And sail the seven seas
On Steve Irwin's stingray
While your speedboat's sinking

It's still too soon

Anyway, screw an SSOS
I'm straight SSS for Save Someone's Standards
Studied at Emerson the school
Of savage speech sup, Stanford?

I spit sexier than Summer Sanders
Sarah Silverman
Susan Sarandon, Sissy Spacek
Sally Struthers, and Selena
Spooning in a 6-way same-sex all
S celebrity civil union

So, you can slander the gay lisp
And I will slip you a solid list of friends
Or 60% of Emerson who
Lisp or no lisp, will stomp, spit
Stay pissed
And start all over on the racists
You can save the South Korean stereotypes
The Sambo shtick
The sexist shit is sickening

And if you suppose your speech is normal
Its 'cause your impediment is listening

Speak for those of us with something special
Something that sets us aside from my
Accent havers, my stammerers
My southerners, my st-st-stutterers
Yes, I will spit it sick and
Stick to never skipping "S"

'Cause, I was suckin' on a soup spoon and I
Suckled it to sterling silver
Simple, supple, super soaker
Staying watching Sister Sister
Scenage syllables coming esophagus
Move up there this place is
Sufferin' succotash
Second place isolate oxygen
There's no stopping this
I start this step of speaking
You should see that I will not desist
I'm sorry!
CUSPI, if you don't like a subtle lisp
Then you can simply suck on thissssssss