Watsky - V for Virgin lyrics

This is for those among us
Who got enough play though
12th grade to carry in
An upside down teaspoon
For every kid who could have
Counted their high school
Hookups on two hands tied behind their back
For every kid the collective
Romantic prowess of
Steve Urkel, Al Gore, Richard Simmons
Bill Gates and Screech from Saved by the Bell
This is the anthem for those among us
Who got none in our formative years
And this poem is for every high school Virgin
Who wouldn't have had it any other way
You don't know the possibilities of
A weekend until you'v cracked
A six pack of Juice Squeeze with your boys
Bumped BIG's Big Poppa and watched an entire
Star Trek: The next generation marathon
For me, Virgin was working


And I can see why Trekkies greet each
Other by throwing up the letter V
Live long and prosper
It's time to reclaim the high
School virgin as sexy
I am talking damn that's some
Sexy peach fuzz sexy
Picked last for kickball sexy
He's so sexy his homework
The laundry and the dishes do
Themselves around him sexy
I am talking cowlick, house arrest
Sweatervest sexy
Bedrest, Led Zep air guitar sexy
Pen Pal, study group, buddy system
Teddy bear hand-me downs
Sweatpants Corduroy sexy and yes
I am also talking check out the
Curves on that parabola sexy
But mostly this is regular kid sexy
Brown paper bag, unpopular for
The right reasons, what a nice guy sexy
Spends Fridays doing nothing with
His friends sexy
Screw your football team sexy
I am talking Big Fat V
On my lettermans jacket
Cause, I am varsity sexy
So hold your head high in the
Struggle have pride in the struggle
I can't rock your world
But damn can I cuddle
Girl I wanna lay you down by the fire with
A bowl of popcorn and
Watch Fresh Prince reruns
This is for every kid who couldn't get
It, didn't want to get it
Or had it and gave it back
So throw your Vs in the ayer
If you're a true player
And wave em side to side
Like you just don't cayer
And for everyone here who was ever a virgin
And for everyone here who's ever loved
Themself for who they are
Keep your arm towards the sky
And understand that at least one dorky
White boy from the 415 knows
It's the sexiest arm he's seen
In his entire sexy life