Ween - Piss Up a Rope lyrics

My dinner's on fire while she watches TV
And if you ever wondered what
It's like to be me
She takes all my money and
Leaves me no smokes
Yells at my buddies and insults my folks
I'm breakin' my back
Doin' the best that I can
She's got time for the dog
And none for her man
And I'm no dope, but I can't cope
So hit the fuckin' road and piss up a rope

You can piss up a rope
And you can put on your shoes, hit the road
Get truckin'
Pack your bag, I don't need the ag
On your knees, you big booty bitch
Start suckin'
You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle
Now you're up shit's creek with
A turd for a paddle
And I can't cope, piss up a rope

You can piss up a rope
And feel the pissy dribble
You can piss up a rope and watch me giggle
For the last six months I've
Been packin' your bag
You can wash my balls with a warm wet rag
Till my balls feel smooth and soft like silk
I'm sick of your mouth and your 2% milk
And I'm no dope, but I've lost all hope
So hit the fuckin' road and piss up a rope

You can piss up a rope
And you can put on your shoes, hit the road
Get truckin'
Pack your bag, I don't need the ag
On your knees, you big booty bitch
Start suckin'
You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle
Now you're up shit's creek with
A turd for a paddle
And I can't cope, piss up a rope

You can piss up a rope
And you can put on your shoes, hit the road
Get truckin'
Pack your bag, I don't need the ag
On your knees, you big booty bitch
Start suckin'
You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle
Now you're up shit's creek with
A turd for a paddle
And I can't cope, piss up a rope

You can piss up a rope
And you can put on your shoes, hit the road
Get truckin'
Pack your bag, I don't need the ag
On your knees, you big booty bitch
Start suckin'
You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle
Now you're up shit's creek with
A turd for a paddle
And I can't cope, piss up a rope