Ween - Pumpin’ 4 the Man lyrics

It's a nine mile walk from
The office to the pumps
Sometimes, you think you're gonna drop
In the end, you're filthy dirty, horny
And pissed off and before you can leave
You gotta sweep the fuckin' shop
It's a real
Real bitch to be workin' for the man
But, shit, I do it well, so what the fuck?
I could probably wash dishes at
Some other fuckin' dump
But it's all the same to me
Bustin' ass to make a buck

So read 'em up and stick 'em
Pump that fucker good
Some woman down on Main Street needs a jump
Get your fingers out your ass
And pump some faggot's gas
And think about how bad New Hope sucks

Well, it's a piss poor life when
The ladies fire you up
And then you check their oil
And know you're fucked
Cause no one wants some loser who
Works for five an hour
Smells like gas, looks like shit
Works in the rain, and rude as hell
Well, I can fix a tire like a hurricane
Melinda i know that I'm the best
For what it's worth
So if I choose to help ya
Don't look like you expect it
Cause it's a gift that God gave me at birth

So read 'em up and stick 'em
Pump that fucker good
Some woman down on Main Street needs a jump
Get your fingers out your ass
And pump some faggot's gas
And think about how bad New Hope sucks

So read 'em up and stick 'em
Pump that fucker good
Some woman down on Main Street needs a jump
Get your fingers out your ass
And pump some faggot's gas
And think about how bad New Hope sucks