Ween - Roses Are Free lyrics

Take a piece of tinsel and put it on the tree
Cut a slab of melon and pretend
That you still love me
Carve out a pumpkin and rely on your destiny
Get in your car and cruise the
Land of the brave and free

But don't forget to understand exactly what
You put on the tree
Don't believe the florist when he tells
You that the roses are free

Take a wrinkled raisin
And do with it what you will
Push it into third if you know
You're gonna climb a hill
Eat plenty of lasagna 'til you know
That you've had your fill
Resist all the urges that make you
Wanna go out and kill

But don't forget to understand exactly what
You put on the tree
Don't believe the florist when he tells
You that the roses are free

Throw that pumpkin at the tree
Unless you think that pumpkin
Holds your destiny cast it off into the sea
Bake that pie and eat it with me