Ween - Sketches of Winkle lyrics

Well, she danced like a floozy in
A hot tub of guava eggy ran the scene
You know he's hip to her mantra
He was a meditative porker
All strung-out on Sinatra
Sketching Van Winkle like there
Ain't no tomorrow

I saw Van Winkle show up on the scene
I bled from my elbows when I saw
That's he's been doin' all those
Sketches of Winkle - cryin' to the
Heavens in a fit of rage
Sketches of Winkle - keepin' little Pumice
Locked up in a cage
Sketches of Winkle - I think I love
Her but she don't love me
Sketches of Winkle - why don't she love me
Dude? (I don't know)

Well, she drained all the fluid from
The sink in the kitchen eggy wanted veggies
All he's doing is bitchin'
Steve and Sandy went and bought
A new pair of mittens
Mean Ween cut me and he said he was kiddin'

I saw Van Winkle show up on the scene
I bled from my elbows when I saw
That's he's been doin' all those
Sketches of Winkle - cryin' to the
Heavens in a fit of rage
Sketches of Winkle - keepin' little Pumice
Locked up in a cage
Sketches of Winkle - I think I love
Her but she don't love me
Sketches of Winkle - why don't she love me
Dude? (I don't know)

Rip Van Winkle - Rip, Rip, Rip Van Winkle
Rip Van Winkle - Rip, Rip, Rip Van Winkle
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Rip Van Winkle - Rip, Rip, Rip Van Winkle