Ween - We’re All Snowflakes (Chrismahanukwanzakah) lyrics
[Ween - We’re All Snowflakes Chrismahanukwanzakah lyrics]
A Christian or a Jew
It's okay if you're agnostic and you
Don't know what to do
An all-inclusive celebration
No contractual obligation
Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah to you!
(and pagans, too)
In some ways we're all monkeys
Well maybe just a smidgen
I'm a Scientologist
That's kind of a religion
Whose faith is the right
One? It's anybody's guess
What matters most is camera phones
For twenty dollars less
And there's never any hidden fees
Oh what a joyous day
No commitments means I'm proud
To go both ways
Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah to you!
This is gonna be the
Best Chrismahanukwanzakah ever