Weezer - Let’s Sew Our Pants Together lyrics

Raise the window it's getting hot in here
All these breathers and all of these suckers

Shake my hand now pleased to meet you, your
Skin is pretty
But underneath, you're a monster

Are we friends now? Am I your brother?
Can we bleed together are we lovers?

Let's sew our pants together (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
Let's climb right in forever (6, 7, 8, 9, 10)
Then won't we all be so clever?
If we sew our pants together

Wake the next morning one below the waist
But you want poached eggs
And I want to go to the bathroom

What do we do now? What do we make of this?
Can my blood flow apart from your stitch?

Let's sew our pants together (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
Let's climb right in forever (6, 7, 8, 9, 10)
Then won't we all be so clever?
If we sew our pants together

Let's set our hair on fire
Let's throw our hearts in the mire
Let's sell our eggs to any buyer
We've made a liar of desire

Let's sew our pants together
Let's sew our pants together
We've made a liar of desire
We've made a liar of desire
We've made a liar of desire
We've made a liar of desire whoa oh, whoa oh