Wheatus - Dark Side lyrics

A wannabe gangster a wannabe gangster

I am a wannabe
You better be careful around me
I come from far away
Where Mustang dreams are made
And we are fashioned in the image of the Dons
Who have come before us
We all kiss the rings of sand
Like our fathers told us, ‘cause I’m a
A wannabe gangster better go back to Commack
I'm a wannabe gangster
You better go back to Commack
I'm a wannabe gangster
You better go back to Commack
Better go back to far away

A wannabe gangster a wannabe gangster

Like a lemon pie à la mode
My nine is easy to load all hail Jericho
Turnpike Tech, that's where I go
To learn the things about
The universe I'll need
So I can build a stampede
Because I'm all up in your face again
I'm all up in your face, ‘cause I’m a

A wannabe gangster better go back to Commack
I'm a wannabe gangster
You better go back to Commack
I'm a wannabe gangster
You better go back to Commack
Better go back to far away
A wannabe gangster
Victim of the chromosome prankster
I thanks ya i sit's back in my chair
To contemplate my hair
But yo I'm lookin' snappy, I'm nappy
I'm crappy got Jimmy hats from pappy
So now I'm trigger happy
Yeah, so you girlies wanna
Get wit this nit-wit got Cheese Wiz or not?
Then I might have to blow up ya mail box
Biatch or toilet paper ya front yard
Show the cops my Suburbs Card
They gotta let me go ‘cause
They know that I'm hard
It's the deal, it's for real
Ya betta listen to what I'm tellin' ya
'Cause I'm a wannabe gangster

I'm a wannabe gangster
Better go back to Commack
I'm a wannabe gangster
You better go back to Commack
I'm a wannabe gangster
You better go back to Commack
Better go back to far
Better go back to far away

A wannabe gangster a wannabe gangster
Gangster!