Wheeler Walker Jr. - Sluts In Heaven lyrics
[Wheeler Walker Jr. - Sluts In Heaven lyrics]
Lord I've had a good life
And I think I've lived it right
Bet there's a big ol' orgy waiting
For me in the sky
I'm sure behind them pearly gates
There's booze and weed and pills
But if there ain't sluts in heaven
Lord send me down to hell
Lord I know I've made
One or two mistakes in this here life
Probably could've called my kids
Or sent their mom some money once or twice
I know that it ain't right to chop
These lines up on the Bible
That came with this dirty Texas motel room
But if it all goes south
I guess that just means I'm
Gonna see you soon
Lord I've had a good life
And I think I've lived it right
Bet there's a big ol' orgy waiting
For me in the sky
I'm sure behind them pearly gates
There's booze and weed and pills
But if there ain't sluts in heaven
Lord send me down to hell
I jerk off way too much
But when I'm done I always kneel to pray
Yeah I probably owe some taxes
But I threw some change to
A couple bums today
And I know that it ain't right
To bang this hooker here tonight
Then call another one as she
Walks out the door
But you'll forgive me please
'Cause life just ain't worth
Living without whores
Lord I've had a good life
And I think I've lived it right
Bet there's a big ol' orgy waiting
For me in the sky
I'm sure behind them pearly gates
There's booze and weed and pills
But if there ain't sluts in heaven
Lord send me down to hell
Lord I've had a good life
And I think I've lived it right
Bet there's a big ol' orgy waiting
For me in the sky
I'm sure behind them pearly gates
There's booze and weed and pills
But if there ain't sluts in heaven
Lord send me down to hell
Lord I've had a good life
And I think I've lived it right
Bet there's a big ol' orgy waiting
For me in the sky
I'm sure behind them pearly gates
There's booze and weed and pills
But if there ain't sluts in heaven
Lord send me down to hell
But if there ain't sluts in heaven
Lord send me down to hell
And I think I've lived it right
Bet there's a big ol' orgy waiting
For me in the sky
I'm sure behind them pearly gates
There's booze and weed and pills
But if there ain't sluts in heaven
Lord send me down to hell
Lord I know I've made
One or two mistakes in this here life
Probably could've called my kids
Or sent their mom some money once or twice
I know that it ain't right to chop
These lines up on the Bible
That came with this dirty Texas motel room
But if it all goes south
I guess that just means I'm
Gonna see you soon
Lord I've had a good life
And I think I've lived it right
Bet there's a big ol' orgy waiting
For me in the sky
I'm sure behind them pearly gates
There's booze and weed and pills
But if there ain't sluts in heaven
Lord send me down to hell
I jerk off way too much
But when I'm done I always kneel to pray
Yeah I probably owe some taxes
But I threw some change to
A couple bums today
And I know that it ain't right
To bang this hooker here tonight
Then call another one as she
Walks out the door
But you'll forgive me please
'Cause life just ain't worth
Living without whores
Lord I've had a good life
And I think I've lived it right
Bet there's a big ol' orgy waiting
For me in the sky
I'm sure behind them pearly gates
There's booze and weed and pills
But if there ain't sluts in heaven
Lord send me down to hell
Lord I've had a good life
And I think I've lived it right
Bet there's a big ol' orgy waiting
For me in the sky
I'm sure behind them pearly gates
There's booze and weed and pills
But if there ain't sluts in heaven
Lord send me down to hell
Lord I've had a good life
And I think I've lived it right
Bet there's a big ol' orgy waiting
For me in the sky
I'm sure behind them pearly gates
There's booze and weed and pills
But if there ain't sluts in heaven
Lord send me down to hell
But if there ain't sluts in heaven
Lord send me down to hell