Whitehorse - Division 5 lyrics

I went down division five local RCMP
To file a missing persons report
Well, they looked me up and down then
Their eyes went to the ground
They burst out laughing and they
Showed me the door

I showed the officer my tears said
"I ain't seen her in years"
And he said, "Son
Do you know where she's at?"
I said, "I'm pretty sure I do
At least the province and the town
But she swears that she
Ain't never coming back" and he said
"Brothеr that's the deal sometimеs it's
Over and done for real
There ain't a goddamn thing
The Mounties can do
We get folks speeding in their cars
Getting way too drunk in bars
But, I got just the thing for
A sad sack like you"
He pulled out a prewar Double O
Wired up in stainless steel
Aimed it at my heart and took a breath
"You sure you're ready for the truth because
That's the ammo that I use" i said, "I am
" and raise my hands and dropped my head

And he sang, "Brother, that's the deal
Sometimes it's over and done for real
There ain't a goddamn thing
The Mounties can do
We get folks speeding in their cars
Getting way too drunk in bars
But, I got just the thing for
A sad sack like you"
I went down division five local RCMP
To file a missing persons report
Well, they looked me up and down then
Their eyes went to the ground
They burst out laughing and they
Showed me the door
Said, "We ain't never seen
Nobody so lost before"