Wilbur Soot - From God's Perspective lyrics
William Patrick Spencer Gold
[Wilbur Soot - From God's Perspective lyrics]
The books you think I wrote are way too thick
Who needs a thousand metaphors to realize
You shouldn't be a dick?
And I don't watch you when you sleep
Surprisingly I don't use my omnipotence
To be a fucking creep
You're not going to heaven
Why the fuck would you think I'd
Ever kick it with you?
None of you are going to heaven
There's a trillion aliens cooler than you
You shouldn't abstain from rape
Just 'cause you think that I want you to
You shouldn't rape 'cause rape is a
Fucked up thing to do
(Didn't think I had to write that
One down for you guys)
I don't think masturbation is obscene
It's absolutely natural and the weirdest
Fucking thing I've evеr seen
You make my job a living hell
I sent gays to fix ovеrpopulation
And didn't that go well
You're not going to heaven
Oh why-fuck
None of you are going to heaven
You're not my children
You're a bad game of Sims
You shouldn't abstain from pork
Just 'cause you think that I want you to
You can eat pork cause why the
Fuck would I give a shit?
(I created the universe
Think I'd draw the line at
The fuckin' deli aisle?)
You argue and you bicker and you fight
Atheists and Catholics
Jews and Hindus argue day and night
Over what they think is true
But no one entertains the possibility that
God doesn't believe in you
You pray so badly for heaven
Knowing that one day may be
The day that you die
But maybe life on earth could be heaven
Doesn't just the thought of it
Make it worth a try?
I'm not gonna give you love 'cause I
Know that I want you to
If you want love then the love
Has gotta come from you
Who needs a thousand metaphors to realize
You shouldn't be a dick?
And I don't watch you when you sleep
Surprisingly I don't use my omnipotence
To be a fucking creep
You're not going to heaven
Why the fuck would you think I'd
Ever kick it with you?
None of you are going to heaven
There's a trillion aliens cooler than you
You shouldn't abstain from rape
Just 'cause you think that I want you to
You shouldn't rape 'cause rape is a
Fucked up thing to do
(Didn't think I had to write that
One down for you guys)
I don't think masturbation is obscene
It's absolutely natural and the weirdest
Fucking thing I've evеr seen
You make my job a living hell
I sent gays to fix ovеrpopulation
And didn't that go well
You're not going to heaven
Oh why-fuck
None of you are going to heaven
You're not my children
You're a bad game of Sims
You shouldn't abstain from pork
Just 'cause you think that I want you to
You can eat pork cause why the
Fuck would I give a shit?
(I created the universe
Think I'd draw the line at
The fuckin' deli aisle?)
You argue and you bicker and you fight
Atheists and Catholics
Jews and Hindus argue day and night
Over what they think is true
But no one entertains the possibility that
God doesn't believe in you
You pray so badly for heaven
Knowing that one day may be
The day that you die
But maybe life on earth could be heaven
Doesn't just the thought of it
Make it worth a try?
I'm not gonna give you love 'cause I
Know that I want you to
If you want love then the love
Has gotta come from you