Wilbur Soot, Nihachu - Sad lyrics
William Patrick Spencer Gold
[Wilbur Soot, Nihachu - Sad lyrics]
It's all about- It's about all the sad stuff
In the world and it's called "Sad"
I think I know it you know it?
Yeah, I know the lyrics
You can't read the lyrics! Don't
Read! It's spoiling the joke sorry!
I met a homeless man named Rich
Isn't that terrible?
(It's gonna be weird if you don't- don't-
I realised halfway through I was- I
Was starting playing it and I
Was like "Oh this is suddenly a
Lot of pressure for you
You're just suddenly sat there
Like audience for this")
Isn't that terrible?
I saw a flyer for a lost dog
And the dog didn't have any legs
I saw a diabetic kid trick or treating
I saw a giraffe who had a short neck
That was sad, or a deer
I saw an old man get hit by a train
He didn't see it in the pouring rain
He didn't hear me shout "Look
Out for the train"
'Cause, I didn't say anything
I just thought to myself
"Oh this is gonna be sad"
And it was i'm a genius
I saw a man with only one eye in a 3D movie
I saw a little boy drop his ice
Cream cone directly on his mother's corpse
I saw a kitten stuck in a tree then
The kitten jumped off and he hung himself
I saw a boy who had red hair
(Laughing Oh, no)
I was just looking for something to buy
But they only sold paintings of
The same sad guy
No, wait! This store sells mirrors!
See what I did there? Let's rock!
No
The world's so sad, bros
Pain, genocide, war, sexism, racism
But, I gotta remember there's good
Things about it too
Like the fact that none of
That's happening to me, score!
Still though, how do y'all do it?
I've been telling you guys terribly
Sad things this whole
Song and you haven't been sad at all
No, you’ve been laughing
Maybe that’s the key to everything
Maybe that's the key to all
The sadness in the world
Well, not for people who are actually sad
But for the people like us who’ve gotta
Fucking deal with ‘em all the time
Being a comedian isn’t being
An insensitive prick capitalizing
On the most animalistic impulses
Of the public, it’s being a hero!
The world's not sad the world’s
Funny! I'm a sociopath!
I saw an old man slip and fall
Hey what a fucking idiot
I saw a woman at her daughter’s funeral
Hahaha! Classic comedy!
Everything that once was sad
Is somehow funny now tOS, TOS
That shit’s funny 24 7
'Cause tragedy will be
Exclusively joked about because my empathy
(Are you reading- Are you
Reading what it was?, yeah)
Goodbye sadness hello jokes
I think- I think they're trying to tell
Us that the mic is exploding
I tried to make it quieter-
Aha- but good job! (bbbbbbbb, bbbbbbbb)
Explodey mic but still
In the world and it's called "Sad"
I think I know it you know it?
Yeah, I know the lyrics
You can't read the lyrics! Don't
Read! It's spoiling the joke sorry!
I met a homeless man named Rich
Isn't that terrible?
(It's gonna be weird if you don't- don't-
I realised halfway through I was- I
Was starting playing it and I
Was like "Oh this is suddenly a
Lot of pressure for you
You're just suddenly sat there
Like audience for this")
Isn't that terrible?
I saw a flyer for a lost dog
And the dog didn't have any legs
I saw a diabetic kid trick or treating
I saw a giraffe who had a short neck
That was sad, or a deer
I saw an old man get hit by a train
He didn't see it in the pouring rain
He didn't hear me shout "Look
Out for the train"
'Cause, I didn't say anything
I just thought to myself
"Oh this is gonna be sad"
And it was i'm a genius
I saw a man with only one eye in a 3D movie
I saw a little boy drop his ice
Cream cone directly on his mother's corpse
I saw a kitten stuck in a tree then
The kitten jumped off and he hung himself
I saw a boy who had red hair
(Laughing Oh, no)
I was just looking for something to buy
But they only sold paintings of
The same sad guy
No, wait! This store sells mirrors!
See what I did there? Let's rock!
No
The world's so sad, bros
Pain, genocide, war, sexism, racism
But, I gotta remember there's good
Things about it too
Like the fact that none of
That's happening to me, score!
Still though, how do y'all do it?
I've been telling you guys terribly
Sad things this whole
Song and you haven't been sad at all
No, you’ve been laughing
Maybe that’s the key to everything
Maybe that's the key to all
The sadness in the world
Well, not for people who are actually sad
But for the people like us who’ve gotta
Fucking deal with ‘em all the time
Being a comedian isn’t being
An insensitive prick capitalizing
On the most animalistic impulses
Of the public, it’s being a hero!
The world's not sad the world’s
Funny! I'm a sociopath!
I saw an old man slip and fall
Hey what a fucking idiot
I saw a woman at her daughter’s funeral
Hahaha! Classic comedy!
Everything that once was sad
Is somehow funny now tOS, TOS
That shit’s funny 24 7
'Cause tragedy will be
Exclusively joked about because my empathy
(Are you reading- Are you
Reading what it was?, yeah)
Goodbye sadness hello jokes
I think- I think they're trying to tell
Us that the mic is exploding
I tried to make it quieter-
Aha- but good job! (bbbbbbbb, bbbbbbbb)
Explodey mic but still