Wilbur Soot - The "Nice Guy" Ballad lyrics
William Patrick Spencer Gold
[Wilbur Soot - The "Nice Guy" Ballad lyrics]
Hello, no one is available to take your call
"Hey Sarah
I just wanted to say sorry
For my last message
I'm just a little angry at
The moment, 'cause y'know
I'm such a nice guy and
Seem to only date scumbags
I just wanted to make sure there's
No hard feelings between us
M'lady
Can you hear me?
Please don't block my number again
Look, I've jumped through all your hoops
We got off on the wrong foot
I want to prove to you
That I'm not obsessed with sex
Left on seen
Another visit to your Facebook gallery
This time not to masturbate
But instead, to appreciate
Something no man could do as well as I can
Something that shouldn't be for free
Cause I'm the only guy for you
And you're the only girl for me
So why won't you
Show me your tit's?
That restraining order
Was a bit far
All I did was attach a tracker onto your car
It's not a felony
It's not even a crime
I just wanted to make sure
You weren't seeing any black guys
Who am I kidding?
A girl as pure as you
Would never go for a man like me
Because you are what reality is made of
Even the part that's gritty
So why won't you
Show me your tit's?
Consensually
I'm a gentleman what can I say?
I'm also really mentally stable
I'm gonna kill myself
If you don't go out with me
I mean, it's a stretch
But blood is my dichotomy
I mean, come on
I wrote you a fucking song
I wouldn't have done this if
You weren't an attractive woman
Not not that you're just a woman
To me i mean I'm a
Really sensitive guy i can i
Can see below the skin
So why won't you
Show me your tit's?
This isn't where it ends
We all make our mistakes
And the world will keep on turning
But it turns a lot slower
When you're not around
I'll settle for a picture of your feet
"Hey Sarah
I just wanted to say sorry
For my last message
I'm just a little angry at
The moment, 'cause y'know
I'm such a nice guy and
Seem to only date scumbags
I just wanted to make sure there's
No hard feelings between us
M'lady
Can you hear me?
Please don't block my number again
Look, I've jumped through all your hoops
We got off on the wrong foot
I want to prove to you
That I'm not obsessed with sex
Left on seen
Another visit to your Facebook gallery
This time not to masturbate
But instead, to appreciate
Something no man could do as well as I can
Something that shouldn't be for free
Cause I'm the only guy for you
And you're the only girl for me
So why won't you
Show me your tit's?
That restraining order
Was a bit far
All I did was attach a tracker onto your car
It's not a felony
It's not even a crime
I just wanted to make sure
You weren't seeing any black guys
Who am I kidding?
A girl as pure as you
Would never go for a man like me
Because you are what reality is made of
Even the part that's gritty
So why won't you
Show me your tit's?
Consensually
I'm a gentleman what can I say?
I'm also really mentally stable
I'm gonna kill myself
If you don't go out with me
I mean, it's a stretch
But blood is my dichotomy
I mean, come on
I wrote you a fucking song
I wouldn't have done this if
You weren't an attractive woman
Not not that you're just a woman
To me i mean I'm a
Really sensitive guy i can i
Can see below the skin
So why won't you
Show me your tit's?
This isn't where it ends
We all make our mistakes
And the world will keep on turning
But it turns a lot slower
When you're not around
I'll settle for a picture of your feet