Will Wood and the Tapeworms, Chris Dunne - Mr. Fregoli and the Diathesis-Stress Supermodel, Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Con (An Untitled Track) lyrics
[Will Wood and the Tapeworms, Chris Dunne - Mr. Fregoli and the Diathesis-Stress Supermodel, Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Con An Untitled Track lyrics]
Untitled Honours Management this is Max
Yeah hey Max it's Will who?
Will Wood
Ooh Will Wood how's my favourite client?
I don't know you'd have to ask him
Everyone's buzzing about your
Normal Album Willy
Well that's tha- tha- tha- the thing is I
Noticed it's not on the Will Wood and
The Tapeworms Spotify profile it's
On- it's on
A Will Wood profile just Will Wood
That's cause you're a pop icon now Willy!
What? Now that you got that big
Hit with Love Me Normal
Normally and it was hardly a hit
You should see the numbers
I have access to the analytics
Your a star now kid
We've really gotta focus on your
Brand who is Will Wood? I am
Thats right, gay icon Will Wood
I'm? I'm not gay? Um
Any day now you're gonna wake
Up a household name and
That names gotta be marketable pop
Stars don't have tapeworms
I think a lot of them do actually
My sides listеn you worry too much
Did you take your medication today?
Uhh Max I um uh did you?
I mean I was about to
You know what you got kid? What
"It" you got "It" You got moxiе
You got spunk spunk?
You wanna see your name in lights?
I mean if it pays um look, I'm in it for the
Music, I just love music
I'm a music fan and you're the most talented
Artist in my roster you know that? No
We just gotta make the
Right branding decisions
Get you in the room in
Front of the right people
I don't care about the branding I just
Wanna make sure people who are listening
On my old Spotify can find me out
On the new Will Wood profile
I'll take care of it kid
You stick with me you
Know I'll take care of ya i got an idea what
We'll post a track to the old profile
That sounds like some kinda skit but
Is actually obviously just
An advertisement for
The new Will Wood Spotify profile
Okay yeah no I like that
But it can't be subtle
Of course not we'll make it self-aware
So it's immune to criticism
That is why meta commentary exists
And to be safe we'll also make it
Criticise meta commentary so
We're doubly protected
Thats a great idea and and we can blame
The name change on a fictional manager
So I don't have to explain all the
Complicated business reasons behind
The change remember, we'll only be able to
Get away with this if
It seems like we're making
Some kinda artistic statement
Well we can make it seem like I'm
Criticising post modernism and
The disingenuous
Nature of the music industry and put
Some avant-garde grouning in the back
Get- hold on I'm getting another call
Wait what?
Yeah hey Max it's Will who?
Will Wood
Ooh Will Wood how's my favourite client?
I don't know you'd have to ask him
Everyone's buzzing about your
Normal Album Willy
Well that's tha- tha- tha- the thing is I
Noticed it's not on the Will Wood and
The Tapeworms Spotify profile it's
On- it's on
A Will Wood profile just Will Wood
That's cause you're a pop icon now Willy!
What? Now that you got that big
Hit with Love Me Normal
Normally and it was hardly a hit
You should see the numbers
I have access to the analytics
Your a star now kid
We've really gotta focus on your
Brand who is Will Wood? I am
Thats right, gay icon Will Wood
I'm? I'm not gay? Um
Any day now you're gonna wake
Up a household name and
That names gotta be marketable pop
Stars don't have tapeworms
I think a lot of them do actually
My sides listеn you worry too much
Did you take your medication today?
Uhh Max I um uh did you?
I mean I was about to
You know what you got kid? What
"It" you got "It" You got moxiе
You got spunk spunk?
You wanna see your name in lights?
I mean if it pays um look, I'm in it for the
Music, I just love music
I'm a music fan and you're the most talented
Artist in my roster you know that? No
We just gotta make the
Right branding decisions
Get you in the room in
Front of the right people
I don't care about the branding I just
Wanna make sure people who are listening
On my old Spotify can find me out
On the new Will Wood profile
I'll take care of it kid
You stick with me you
Know I'll take care of ya i got an idea what
We'll post a track to the old profile
That sounds like some kinda skit but
Is actually obviously just
An advertisement for
The new Will Wood Spotify profile
Okay yeah no I like that
But it can't be subtle
Of course not we'll make it self-aware
So it's immune to criticism
That is why meta commentary exists
And to be safe we'll also make it
Criticise meta commentary so
We're doubly protected
Thats a great idea and and we can blame
The name change on a fictional manager
So I don't have to explain all the
Complicated business reasons behind
The change remember, we'll only be able to
Get away with this if
It seems like we're making
Some kinda artistic statement
Well we can make it seem like I'm
Criticising post modernism and
The disingenuous
Nature of the music industry and put
Some avant-garde grouning in the back
Get- hold on I'm getting another call
Wait what?