Will Wood - Man, I Love Being Drunk lyrics

[Will Wood - Man, I Love Being Drunk lyrics]

I can't hold my liquor
Would you mind if I held yours?
When i'm sure I've had enough
That's how I know I need more
It's just the booze talking
And it's speaking Japanese
I'm sure you heard me slur my words
Could someone come and translate me?
Before I got to it, they called it some-cohol
I'm sure that I will rue it
But I'll still ruin it all
When I'm a solid six drinks in
You'll be a solid ten
These beer goggles are prescription 20
20 double-vision it's a brain cell genocide
Get me a Hitler on the rocks
Wakе up on a strangers floor
Face coverеd in sharpie cocks

I'm not sure why they call it a liver
Because I'm pretty sure mines dead


Pick up chicks, get whiskey dick
And say "Fuck it, i'm going to bed"

I try to drown my sorrows
But I'm the one who sunk
I always forget why I regret it
Man, I love being drunk

(Breathalize me, Captain)

I'm pretty sure my BAC's higher
Than my debit balance
I can't afford this anymore
I'm still on my parents allowance
And even hurricane sandy never
Saw blackouts like mine
Officer, I'm good to drive but I
Can't walk two straight lines

I propose a thousand toasts
I propose a thousand toasts
To my sorry, sorry ass
A thousand cheers roll down my throat

I try to drown my sorrows
But I'm the one who sunk
I always forget why I regret it
Man, I love being drunk fuck, shit!

God, grant me the serenity and the
Courage to chase it down
Cause I heard my higher powers gonna
Buy us the next round

I try to drown my sorrows
But I'm the one who sunk
I always forget why I regret it
Man, I love being drunk oh Lord, I said
Man, I love being drunk oh my god!
Man, I love being drunk

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