Witt Lowry - Bath Salt lyrics

I'm talking, three blind mice
Three fat dykes i take my heart out of my
Body just to chisel the ice
I'm a ghost to you bitch
So I'll be on life
Call my grandma a cunt, see I be all nice
You be on the right
Fuck Mark and fuck my life (yeah fuck him)
Now we should see how many faces
I can fuck in a night
Now I'm starving to fight
So if you can think
I'm starving you're right
See now i'm starving to get my
Dick into her guard-it with life
(that ain't right)
I don't give a fuck what you think
I beat the pussy up
Till that shit is purple and stink
Kids think that when I spit
I'm so dirty and mean
Well is it weird that sometimes
When I spit I cream
All over my whitey tightys and my Levi jeans?
Or that I didn't grow a
Pube until I turned 18?
Now my spleen has turned green
What the fuck does that mean?
Now I'm watching SpongeBob while
She's flicking her bean i mean

(Mark mark! What the fuck?!
Snap the fuck out of it!
What the fuck is wrong with you?)

I took a teste out
Just so I could slingshot it
My dick's soaked in vomit
And these girls still want it
One day I overdosed on Midol to stop my flow
It didn't work
Now all greens are sold out sorry hoes!
Fuck rapping these words
I'll create my own language, like
Gee bit yoy bit loy bik alang dik
Mak mak aluku, bak bak ulang dik
I just made you listen to a
Rap where I ain't saying shit!
Flow like Goldilocks, dick the size of Dopey
Grandma, when I left
I fucking did the Hokey Pokey
Just because we're blood doesn't mean
You fucking know me if I see you again
I'll scream "fucking blow me!"
Cause you are below me, and below that
And below that
I'll cut your branch off my family
Tree and never look back balls so big
My pants can't fit the ballsack
If that's not ballin'
What the fuck should we call that?
(Mark what the fuck is wrong with you?
Mark mark!)

I asked Old Mother Hubbard what the
Fuck was in her cupboard
It's a whole bag of weed
And a big box of rubbers this dude
(will) be like "Bro, homie
We are not brothers!"
Call me a motherfucker cause I
Probably fucked your mother
My dick is in a bag of
Balogna for all these phonies
That won't stay off my meat and
Keep acting like they know me
Dreams of Freddy Kruger
Nightmares of pink ponies
I fill a dumb line with a ballin' white Kobe
Ate a guy's face off
Changed my name to Raekwon
Jumped out of a plane while I
Was strapped to a Napalm
Watch a zombie eat my leg and
Still I fucking stay calm
Strapped myself to a ferris wheel
So I could stay on i walked into Panera
Stuck my dick in the soup
They said "What the fuck are you doing?"
I said "I'm making beef stew!"
Kids, this is what happens when
You don't go to school
And you sit in the back of
Class writing raps, eating glue, dude

Mark mark! Snap the fuck out of it!
What the fuck is wrong with you


I stuck my butt cheeks in a blender
To see how long
I could last with the pain while
I was writing this song
I lasted about two minutes
And everything went wrong
Now all I got is one butt
Cheek and a half done song
Thong, bong, pong
I'll battle King Kong's dong on
With a purple dildo and a robot of gumps
I'm not crazy man
I just say the shit that you wouldn't
Well now I suck? Motherfucker I'm
Doing shit that you couldn't!
Lemme down this hundredproof and try
To still walk straight
I ripped off my license plate
And drove down the interstate
I'm just going for a nice drive
Mooning as I drive by
But I still only got one butt
Cheek so they be wide-eyed
Girls wanna try I
But most of y'all are fucking hoes
But they're the ones that like
The lines like this well, what do you know?
Turn a berry manelo
Eat a sandwich filled with mold
Tell them that I'm never fucking stopping
'til I'm dead and cold