Wyclef Jean, Haitian V - Haitian V Intro lyrics

If I was president way

Yea so i walking through the MacDonald's
Right? I go for a 10 piece chicken
Macnugget and a large spirit soda
But that gyal
She said hey buddy is it rapping?
I don't know what that mean but
She said hey buddy is it
Rapping because I knew Wyclef

To get him, to help him
To make him go to the top
I said listen lady, okay?
Wyclef not even rapping no more, okay?
He don't even do that no more
You don't see what he was doing
He's naked on a motorcycle
You know, with grease he don't look good
And then, I leave there
I go to the corner store

All the people, they're there
And then they played their music
Yes, that is a new album, I saw her blush
What is that? That people shit was millie
So I guess I have to check it
To see what Wyclef is doing
But, I know he can't have
All the Haitian people
He can have some not all
He even turn me down
He tell me – you don't have
A record bill for me
I say I'm going to the top

You 2 be plotting again
Youtube see Diamond like Carlos Santana
Madonna, you want to see a diamond like that?
Sign me man peace out, call you back
He never call me, no
He's a pork, a bum, okay
So next time he call me I
Say shut your fuck up pork!