Wyclef Jean, Naomi Campbell, Product, Queen Pen - What's Clef lyrics

If you'd like to make a call
Dial your operator
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Try, try again i got it started to my face
I got it started to my face, right?
What you thought
There wasn't gonna be no retaliation?
Ha, ha, ha you gotta be kiddin'!
You call my name four times on a record?
Heh, heh! (Phone Rings)

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Yo, "Return of Jack the Ripper
" what? Nigga please
I'mma push you further back
Than your hairline recedes
New York City, don't get it confused
Your song will last as long as
Your part in "Krush Groove"
Body moves, the battles, bullets, the lesson
You write about being a veteran
But not a legend back from the war with
Thirty-two medals of honor
You claimin' underground but never been
To Bobbito the Barber
Gimme them medals back
Since you forgot how to rap
Call DJ Bobcat and ask him
Where them old records at
Like Channel Five karate
My kick is gonna reach ya
A new episode where the
Student kills the teacher
Any last words before I send
You to your dream? Hold my hands and pray

You don't got knowledge yourself
So you don't know what that mean, a'ight?
Who suped you up to do the
Record in the first place? It lacked taste
You get "The Gas Face" like 3rd Bass
LL stands for Lickin' Lyor, or Lickin' Lichty
Lickin' Lyles, Lickin' Labels
Lickin' they balls
Under the conference room table
When you hear this record
You bound to go AWOL
I worked too hard, for this life is serious
This ain't bulls-eye
I ain't your target practice
So call Mr martin, I rarely kill often
But in this sound clash
I got a bodybuilder's coffin
Back from Miami where your record got no heat
That's why your Def Jam interns call
It "Battle of the Beats" you're weak nigga!

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Yo, this my question what's your question?
What's Clef got to do with this
Got to do with this? What's Clef?
I'm not a Bob Marley impostor
What's Clef got to do with this
Got to do with this?
Tell your ghost writers
"Go write something better"

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Guess who? Uh oh, uh oh here we go-o, uh oh
Every two records you do "Scenario"
You get the best MCs, how? To rhyme first
Of course you rap last
So you can show off your skirt
I guess it didn't work on "4 3 2 1"
You got out done by Canibus the young gun
Your last weapon, is to call out Wyclef Jean
Not knowing that you callin'
Fire for your cremation
Jammin' and cool, sumpthin' like you
Jamaicans say, "LL a fool"
Kids wet too who do the pool
Let bells ring like Sunday school
LL cool J is hard as hell?
So hard at night he's Jezebel
I heard the teller, Himmemel
How you think he wrote the song?
Rock the bells!

Yo, Clef i know you got styles
But get back to the issue kid this is real!

Yo, don't get me angry, like the Hulk
I'll turn green your marriage is a cover up
Cause you use Vaseline fun love of Hip-Hop
These lyrics got you steamed
Knowing damn well that bad
Men don't wear g-strings
Another side of Clef
The face you won't seein' oppressed
I even got the Devil worshippers sayin'
"God bless" you star struck
And I'mma buck you like Carlito
And when they say, "Who did it?
" you tell them Benny Blanco
Wyclef, preacher's son, check the revelation
Polygram buy Def Jam for twenty million
MCA buy Polygram for eleven billion
I come to Sony and get
Pimped by the Haitian-Sicilians
And I'll even, get you an ad in "The Source"
You'll be the first rapper selling
Products for hair loss
The W-Y-C-L-E-F, Wyclef
The return of Jack the Ripper was
Only to meet his death
The next time, you wanna dis me for kicks
Get off my dick, go somewhere
And lick your lips, bitch!

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Rest in peace!
What's Clef got to do with this
Got to do with this? What's Clef?
I'm not a muscle man impostor
What's Clef got to do with this
Got to do with this? Watch what you ask for
Cause you just might get it

Yo, this is Naomi Campbell
Chillin' with Wyclef
I just wanna tell you LL, your record is wack
LL, why don't you just give up?
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