Tone Lōc - Funky Cold Medina lyrics
[Tone Lōc - Funky Cold Medina lyrics]
Alright, dig it
Cold coolin at a bar
And I'm lookin for some action
But like Mick Jagger said
I can't get no satisfaction
The girls are all around
But none of them wanna get with me
My threads are fresh and I'm lookin def, yo
What's up with L-O-C?
The girls is all jockin at the
Other end of the bar
Havin drinks with some no name chump
When they know that I'm the star
So I got up and strolled over to
The other side of the cantina
I asked the guy, "Why you so fly?" he said
"Funky Cold Medina" funky Cold Medina
This brother told me a secret on
How to get more chicks
Put a little Medina in your glass
And the girls'll come real quick
It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
A couple of sips of this love potion
And she'll be on your lap
So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg
Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me
And did the wild thing on my leg
He used to scratch and bite
Me, before he was much, much meaner
But now all the poodles run to my
House for the Funky Cold Medina
You know what I'm sayin'?
I got every dog in my
Neighborhood breakin' down my door
I got Spuds McKenzie alex from Stroh's
They won't leave my dog
Alone with that Medina, pal
I went up to this girl, she said, "Hi
My name is Sheena"
I thought she'd be good to go
With a little Funky Cold Medina
She said, "I'd like a drink, " I said, "Ehm
I'll go get it" and then a couple sips she
Cold licked her lips
And I knew that she was with it
So I took her to my crib
And everything went well as planned
But when she got undressed, it
Was a big old mess, sheena was a man
So I threw him out, i don't fool around with
No Oscar Meyer wiener
You must be sure that your girl is
Pure for the Funky Cold Medina
You know what I'm sayin'?
Ain't no plans with a man this is the 80's
And you know we get down with the ladies
No joke
Break it down
Back in the saddle
Lookin' for a little affection
I took a shot as a
Contestant on "The Love Connection"
The audience voted
And you know they picked a winner
I took my date to the Hilton
For Medina and some dinner
We had a few drinks
I'm thinkin soon what I'll be gettin'
Instead she started talkin 'bout
Plans for our wedding
So I grabbed my coat and hit the door
I said, "Baby, I'll be seein' ya"
That's why I found you don't fool
Around with the Funky Cold Medina
You know what I'm sayin'?
That Medina's a monster
Funky Cold Medina
Cold coolin at a bar
And I'm lookin for some action
But like Mick Jagger said
I can't get no satisfaction
The girls are all around
But none of them wanna get with me
My threads are fresh and I'm lookin def, yo
What's up with L-O-C?
The girls is all jockin at the
Other end of the bar
Havin drinks with some no name chump
When they know that I'm the star
So I got up and strolled over to
The other side of the cantina
I asked the guy, "Why you so fly?" he said
"Funky Cold Medina" funky Cold Medina
This brother told me a secret on
How to get more chicks
Put a little Medina in your glass
And the girls'll come real quick
It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
A couple of sips of this love potion
And she'll be on your lap
So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg
Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me
And did the wild thing on my leg
He used to scratch and bite
Me, before he was much, much meaner
But now all the poodles run to my
House for the Funky Cold Medina
You know what I'm sayin'?
I got every dog in my
Neighborhood breakin' down my door
I got Spuds McKenzie alex from Stroh's
They won't leave my dog
Alone with that Medina, pal
I went up to this girl, she said, "Hi
My name is Sheena"
I thought she'd be good to go
With a little Funky Cold Medina
She said, "I'd like a drink, " I said, "Ehm
I'll go get it" and then a couple sips she
Cold licked her lips
And I knew that she was with it
So I took her to my crib
And everything went well as planned
But when she got undressed, it
Was a big old mess, sheena was a man
So I threw him out, i don't fool around with
No Oscar Meyer wiener
You must be sure that your girl is
Pure for the Funky Cold Medina
You know what I'm sayin'?
Ain't no plans with a man this is the 80's
And you know we get down with the ladies
No joke
Break it down
Back in the saddle
Lookin' for a little affection
I took a shot as a
Contestant on "The Love Connection"
The audience voted
And you know they picked a winner
I took my date to the Hilton
For Medina and some dinner
We had a few drinks
I'm thinkin soon what I'll be gettin'
Instead she started talkin 'bout
Plans for our wedding
So I grabbed my coat and hit the door
I said, "Baby, I'll be seein' ya"
That's why I found you don't fool
Around with the Funky Cold Medina
You know what I'm sayin'?
That Medina's a monster
Funky Cold Medina