XV, Emilio Rojas - Wonkavator lyrics

It's a Wonkavator an elevator can
Only go up and down
But the Wonkavator can go sideways
And slantways, and longways, and backways
And frontways?
And squareways, and front ways
And any other ways that you can
Think of it can take you
To any room in the whole factory just by
Pressing one of these buttons go ahead
Charlie me?
Here it goes! Hold on tight i'm not
Exactly sure what's going to happen
Faster, faster faster, faster

(sideways, and slantways, and longways
And backways) we going
(sideways, and slantways, and longways
And backways) we going
(sideways, and slantways, and longways
And backways) we going
(sideways, and slantways, and longways
And backways)
In-in my wonkavator, in-in-in my wonkavator

Damn, why you gotta be so bad?
Yeah, I know just what she gon' ask:
"Vizzy, how many ways can we go?"
Up, up, down, down, left, right, cheat code
Never know where I landed
If it was Neptune, I didn't plan it
Man, I guess it's ambidextrous
Cause, I dealt with what I got handed
I didn't care cause I wanted it all
Never sold base but I wanted to ball
And I just wanted it (Faster, faster)
So I chased it (Faster, faster)
I brought a little trap in all of these nerds
Put a little black in all of these 'burbs
Green backpacks on all of these backs
Cause all of my raps is kind of absurd, word?
Tell me they isn't bars, no prison
Coming off the lot with a car, no ribbon
Pin-up models is all I'm pinning
L7 niggas, aren't we winning?
Prove that I aren't
And I'll move to the part
Of the city where niggas who lose go
I don't lose, though
Catch a dub like Nick, get an A on the track
I'm fool's gold
Got new clothes to be dressed in
New girls in my section
Ask where I'm going, I never am knowing
I'm going in all directions, like

And I was like, Emilio!

Wait-wait-wait, hold the shit
How the coldest spic get a hold
Of the only golden ticket
In the middle of a city
Where they hold the sticky
And the hoes only pose and
They going for pictures
Flash, flash, with the kodak
Yeah, clap clap from the po' gat
Now, if you don't duck then it go black
Everybody 'round hear the sound
They get low fast
And the scene wilder than Gene Wilder
Like Johnny Depp, they gon' ruin it
And them females, they ain't even fly
But they want it all, like that Veruca bitch
And I'm moving in for the kill
My ex is loving me still
I don't fuck with it
Cause there's other fish
That don't swim with blood in they gills
And I got women that are
Strung out on them pills
They pop birth control like they vitamins
And then Plan B like they vicodins
And them mollies just cause
They like the shit
Huh, and see the candy man
For the percocet and that ativan
They at rock bottom, dropping top dollar
For the gobstoppers that'll have to last
And I have to laugh when I'm looking at a
Motherfucker that I know
I used to go to school with
And they acting like we best
Friends and I never
Been cool and I never even knew him
They mad, they picking out ties
That'll never even have to tie
My own loops in
And I'm 'bout to hit the top floor
Looking down
On y'all, that's what my view is

What would you do if you
Had a million dollars?
I'll tell you what I'd do, man:
Two chicks at the same time, man

You got it, dude