Yelawolf - Alabama Gotdamn lyrics

You're just plain rotten
You're too damn lazy you thinkin' he's crazy
Where am I goin'? What am I doin'?
I don't know, I don't know!

Ye, so I got this personal mission
I'mma take this Crimson Tide banner
From the great state of Alabama that is
And I'mma take it to all 50 States
All 50 States in one song
Just so I can hear 'em say:

Everybody knows about Alabama gotdamn!

I started my journey down in Alabama
Then my mama threw me in a swamp
When I was five out in Louisiana
She told me to take my state of ware with me
Then we moved to Oklahoma with
Her boyfriend from Mississippi
Her boyfriend was in the
Country music industry
So we hopped on a tour bus
From Texas and went to Tennessee
Met a dude from New York at a
Rest stop in Arkansas he said (Goddamn)
"You really do say howdy ya'll!"
(Howdy ya'll) i'm a nomad, yeah, kinda sorta
I got stranded in Georgia
But, I was headed to Florida
I hitchhiked the rest of the
Way down to Palm Beach
And I one-nighted a girl with
Black hair from Hawaii
I don't know how I landed in Indiana
But, I got this Crimson Tide banner
And I ain't gonna stop until

Everybody knows about Alabama gotdamn!

That's 12 states down!

Yeah, put the Jack in the backpack
And I won't stop 'til I hear 'em sayin' that
Everybody knows about Alabama gotdamn!
Let's go! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!
Everybody knows about Alabama gotdamn!

Well I stopped in Michigan with
Eminem and popped some No-Doze
I took a plane to Maine and
Ran down the East Coast like
Connecticut, Rhode Island, Massachusetts
New Hampshire, Vermont, now down to Jersey
Pennsylvania, Maryland, to Virginia
The Carolinas back to the dirty
I bucked to Ohio and swam through Kentucky
Grabbed a bottle of Jim Beam
Got drunk and was feeling lucky
Met a girl who met a boy
From Illinois who just dropped him
Because he moved to Wisconsin
Well, I took her over to Minnesota
I tip-toed out of the room
With her purse and now, iowa!
I hurried to Missouri
From there I went to Kansas
Rode a twister to Nebraska
Drove the Dakotas with Candice
Stopped in Montana to refill my bottle
I went roamin' in Wyoming and
Snowboarded through Colorado yellin'

Everybody knows about Alabama gotdamn!

28 states down, I'm on a roll!

Yeah, put the Jack in the backpack
And I won't stop 'til I hear 'em sayin' that
Everybody knows about Alabama gotdamn!
Let's go! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!
Everybody knows about Alabama gotdamn!

Moving on!

I hit the Texaco in New Mexico
Hopped in the back of a
Truck that was carryin' vegetables
He took me to Arizona, to a trading post
I was headed for Utah so he
Offered me a sack of potatoes
I told him thank you for the ride
Up the road but I'm fine though
There's plenty of those up in Idaho
But Arizona's got some beautiful
Women though like (Goddamn)
She's fine but I gotta go!
30 pack, now I'm Oregon
I hit a couple of divin' boys
When I stumbled into Washington
And I still got Alabama with me
Met an Eskimo from Alaska
Bought him a beer and told
Him "keep it Dixie!"
Lost my money in Nevada, security
Said "I warned ya, "
Took my car so I had
To skateboard to California, now

Everybody knows about Alabama got damn!

That's 50 states 'Bama!

Yeah, put the Jack in the backpack
And I won't stop 'til I hear 'em sayin' that
Everybody knows about Alabama gotdamn!
Let's go! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!
Everybody knows about Alabama
Everybody knows about Alabama
Everybody knows about Alabama gotdamn!