Ylvis - Trucker's Hitch lyrics

I, I know how to tie every kind of knot
Except one

It's so hard the greatest knot of all
So flexible and strong
But I do something wrong

I know the Bowline sheepshank
And the Double Overhand
But the Trucker's Hitch
I just don't understand

Let's do the Trucker's Hitch
The Trucker's Hitch

I, I really like to sail just the sea
The wind and me

But whenever i adjust my sail
Try to loosen it up
While I'm docking my boat i fail

I know the Square Knot the Clove Hitch
The Double Shoelace Bow
But The Trucker's Hitch
- is all I need to know

Let's do the Trucker's Hitch
The Trucker's Hitch
Let's do the Trucker's Hitch
The Trucker's Hitch

People of the world! The time has come
To tie this knot once and for all! Bonitas
Show me the ropes!
On every dance floor across the world
Let's do the Trucker's Hitch are you ready?
Let's tie this knot! Tie, tie, tie, tie, tie
This is how you do it!

Bring it up check the rope
Spin around on the neck
Whip it, whip it take it home
Bring it up, split it now

Shoulder, now, make a loop
Pull it, feed it, push it through
Up, stretch, down again
In the face and prepare

Lift, pull, bring it round
Thigh, tie, tighten tie kick the heel
Swivel time round, round, back to knot
C'mon!

Pull the loop down and through
Pull again lift the hand
Through the loop make a stitch
Now you got your Trucker's Hitch!