You Am I - Berlin Chair lyrics

If half of what I'm sayin'
Think what I'm sayin's true
Will you rub my hair
Make it all shiny and new?
And you drag my coat tails
Drag my coat tails down
And I'll be the only cold-assed king around

If you wait, I'll give all my aches to you
Take the chance to ignore
What you're goin' through
My cold hand is there for you to take
(If you leave, can I fall down?)
And I'm your Berlin chair
Won't you lean on me 'til I break?

I'll ignore each golden draggin'
Kiss you can give
On the blankest face that you
Ever had to forgive if you see my fallings
See my failings through
I'm the re-run that you'll always
Force yourself to sit through

If you wait, I'll give all my aches to you
Take the chance to ignore
What you're goin' through
My cold hand is there for you to take
(If you leave, can I fall down?)
And I'm your Berlin chair
Won't you lean on me 'til I break?

Well, you're too late too late
Too late too late