Young Buck - Vibe Awards Skit lyrics

Ha ha!
Welcome back to the annual Vibe Awards
I'm your host "Phillip Ondeez"
And I'm your co-host "Jack Offden"
And it's a beautiful day here in LA
Where we're enjoying the annual Vibe Awards!
And I must say hey there's
Some bad bitches in here
Wouldn't you say Jack?
A whole lot of hoochie fritas I'm saying
Couple of Crips
Got a couple of Bloods in the building
Piru yay yay he
Hey I think we've spotted a few stars here
No doubt about it Jack there's Vivica Fox
Hanging out with yet ANOTHER rapper
There's R kelly with his daughter!
I don't think that's his daughter
That's mah my fuckin heat
Hold that thought Jack!
It seems that they're about to
Hand out their next award
Let's go to the stage where we'll
Find Whoo Kid's best friend
Michael Jackson about to hand
Out the next award

Hey! Shout out to Whoo Kid
Soda-pump, soda-pizzle
Soda-pizzle 'til you get a pop
Don't stop 'til your soda pop!
Sodaaaaaaaaaaaaa, soda-pizzle now
I love you too little boy