Zachary Hill - Bulletproof lyrics

Motherfucker, I am bulletproof
If you shoot a bullet at me
I’ll pull it through right out my heart and
Straight through my chest
I am better than all the rest
First time back in a couple years
I’m claustrophobic, I got tunnel fears
(What?) i am more than what appears
If I wanna get turnt up
I better drink some Russian beers
(What is this man talkin' about?)
Laugh all you want, you sound like a bitch
Put up a wall like I’m in China, which
Reminds me: Trump 2024
If you want bars then I got plenty for
You, your mom, and your dad
But I won’t spend a penny for
Any equipment 'cause I am really poor
If you wanna join the gangbang
There’s already four
We can’t take any more, and they aplenty for
(Holy fucking shit)
I’m the GOAT and you should know this
The spot number one: you are way below it
You always ask women, "Hey, can you blow it?"
I guess that’s why you can’t get no bitch
Nobody can even top me
I bet I’m in your favorite rapper’s top three
Take that and minus by two
That’s what I am to everyone, including you
You admire me but you won’t admit it
You try to be me so bad just quit it
I take time to write my shit and then spit it
You just "freestyle" your shit
Give me a maul so I can split it
If you keep jerkin' your wood
You might get a splinter
My wrist is cold like the winter
(Fucking dumbass)
Sorry, I couldn’t think of anything to say
You don’t get any pussy
I’m thinkin' that you’re gay
Give me a mic and I’ll murder any beat
I stand five-foot-nine
You know I got steady feet
I can stand on my throne
Until the end of time
It’ll take you sometime to think
Of a good rhyme without spittin' any lies
Do you realize when you’re lookin'
In my real eyes
That I am way better than you?
You ever sit down and think
That you’re worth lesser value?
I’m just a God at this shit
There’s no debating it
I can get a ten out of
Ten with a critic rating it
He doesn’t need to hear my music
He just knows that it’s good
I can just spit this shit
I don’t need to be hood
This shit is sicker than anything
A disease ever could do
When you listen to me
Make sure I’m understood, Dude
I might go back to the old Zac
He’s a little wack
But I feel like I need him on the track
(Hahaha, hahaha, hahaha)
I feel like I should stop
I’m just waitin' for the clock
To go "tick tock"
Once this track hit's three minutes, I’m done
Looks like this shit’s over, son
Sike, I’ma keep goin'
You can’t afford this expensive shit
So you wear cheap clothin'
I am a bear, you better keep pokin'
I planted this shit, now the seed is growin'
I’m 'bout to attack
Any motherfucker who dares to disturb me
I’m way too good for all
I swear, none of y’all deserve me
Listen, I know that I say I’m the best
It’s because I am i got a bulletproof vest
So you can’t even shoot me, man