Zachary Hill - Carson Sucks PeePee lyrics

CarsonBoi, what you talkin' about?
And CarsonBoi, whatever you do
Just please don’t shout
You’re as bad as Dylan’s channel
You’re so bad, I’ll put you in a barrel

Carson, what the hell?
I’ll bet you’ll stay in that cell
With your cellmates don’t drop that soap
Go ahead, put your head through the rope
You’re as equal to Lil Pump
Shhhhhh, don’t check the trunk
Come on, Carson, lemme get the money
Come on, Carson, don’t be a dummy
The only thing you have is air
Carson, Carson, Carson, don’t swear
What are you? A little bitch?
Carson, you need to get a Switch
Not complaining
Looks like your energy is draining
Carson, can you actually respond?
If you don’t you’ll drown in a pond
Remembеr when I sucked at rapping?
Yeah, that’s no morе here, let me give you a
Little bit of me rappin'
What’s two plus two? It’s four
Minus one is three (Quick mafs)
Psych! Just kidding!
Carson, god, stop bitching
You’ll get a splinter from jerkin' your wood
Kailen would jerk yours only if she could
I got a hard ass beat
You only beat your meat
You gotta suck a dick
That really makes me sick
(Brr, brr, brr, brr)

I went for a different approach with that, so
Actually respond this time, Carson
If you don’t… I will hurt you, BAD
I’m just kidding i’ll hit you