Zebrahead - Deck The Halls (I Hate Christmas) lyrics

Christmas comes just once a year
(I got a baby doll)
With all it's yuletide joy and cheer
(I got a football)
But there's one thing I'd like to say
Is that I hate Christmas day (I got a rock)

It's time for everybody to
Have a christmas party
Everyone but me, I'll step outside
Boycott your office party
No secret Santa for me
Mistletoe makes me sneeze anyway
'Cause I don't wanna go
Where happy days are snow
I'd rather stay where
Frosty melts in the sun july 4 parade
A Lynchburg lemonade
An alcohol-a day by the pool in the sun
(now everybody sing)

Deck the halls with bells of holly
'Tis the season to be jolly but
'Cause I hate Christmas
I'm glad it only comes one time a year

It's time for everybody to
Head out Christmas shopping
Everyone but me, I'll stay inside
No presents under your tree that
Have a nametag for me
And it makes my gifts so easy to hide
I don't wanna go
Where shopping lines are slow
I rather stay at home with
The frosty cold one
A bud on ice in may, a lazy summer day
An alcohol-a day by the pool in the sun
(now everybody sing)

Deck the halls with bells of holly
'Tis the season to be jolly but
'Cause I hate Christmas
I'm glad it only comes one time a year

It was the night before Christmas
And all through the house
All the creatures was chillin'
Like Flint drinkin' stout
I woke from my sleep
Heard here comes the boom
I knew that Santa would be comin' soon
On Dascher on Donner, on Commit, on Blitzen
I yelled "shut up ya'll"
But they wouldn't listen
And then he came down with his belly of jello
He said "where the ladies at cuz
I'm a real jolly fellow"
Then he gave me a wink and
Was quick out of sight
"Merry Christmas to all
And to all a super deeky duper fly night"
(Now everyone - sing)

Deck the halls with bells of holly
'Tis the season to be jolly but
'Cause I hate Christmas
I'm glad it only comes one time a year
(One more time, like you mean it)
Deck the halls with bells of holly
'Tis the season to be jolly but (yes)
'Cause I hate Christmas
I'm glad it only comes one time a year

'Cause I hate Christmas
I'm glad it only comes one time a year
'Cause I hate Christmas
I'm glad it only comes one time a year

(Deck the halls with bells of holly
La la la la la, la la la la)
(Shut up, shut up, shut up)