Gridline Studios, Snakebite126, Zawesome - Willy Wonka vs Flint Lockwood lyrics

Gridline Rap Battles willy Wonka
Vs flint Lockwoooooood
Begin!

Um, I've never been in a rap
Battle before are there rules?
I just gotta build a verse? Alright
I have the tools
Writing? Check! Rhyming? Check! Flowing?
Check! Dissing? Check!
Lab coat: On! Your style? Missing! (hey)
You got candy raps, Reese's Pieces
I drop hot dogs
You're still the bigger weenie
With those kids up your fudge pipe
It's not charming it's creepy
You're a boring old man
Trapping children is how you
Get your kicks off
Trying to scare life lessons into people
Like a diabеtic Jigsaw
I created an island and an ecosystеm
Science has never heard before
You emptied out a colony to work
At your dollar candy store
I'm sparking flames, 'cause Flint's lit
Your darkest days ain't hit yet
Since my flow brings floods harder
Than spies into your business

When I see a mic, like my cane, I grip this
Pardon as I limp in to spit this dJ Loompa
Drop the beat let's see just how
Much young Flint has bitten
I'm so high up on the food chain
It's like I'm fizzy liftin'
Watch me drop these Wonka bars
And all of them have a golden ticket
You couldn't step to me with Spray-On Shoes
While this magnate's earning millions
But your disses were bigger embarrassments
Than the Party-in-a-Box incident
Here's an urgent news report: I gave
Your girl one or two calls
Forecast for the bedroom: Cloudy
With a chance of blue balls

Here's the cheese: I couldn't be any "grater"
I'm serving you, call me your waiter
'Cause, for dope rhymes, I'm known to cater
I'll slip you the Bill for being such a Hader
I've invented something better than
A not-so-great glass elevator
The Flint Lockwood Diatonic Super
Mutating Dynamic Flow Replicator
Needed to find a successor before you bit
The dust may I give a suggestion?
How about you hop on my dad's boat
If you wanna fish for attention
I'll leave your head spinning
Like a tornado of spaghetti
I'd invent a way to limit your words
But your dad did that already

There's no earthly way of knowing
Why you think you're good at flowing
Only nowhere's where you're going
You're sinking while the boat is rowing
Ducked out for your idol
Left your friends feeling betrayed
But realistically
Who looks up to a guy named Chester anyway?
25 years of failure you think
One success made you clever, kid?
But no, it's fine that your machine worked
Harder than you ever did
How could your town ever succeed
When your income is sardines?
If you could give a monkey speech
It shouldn't be that hard! Steve
Throw mommy's lab coat in the trash
Oh how you've disgraced her
You get nothing! You failed!
You lose! Good day, sir!

Well, wait just a minute i said good day!

Who won? Who's next?
You decide gridline Rap Battles!