Smosh, Young Aundee - Hair Ballad lyrics

I’ve been unlucky in love and so disenchanted
I screwed it all up and took you for granted
Hair, I wish you never were not there

Can’t get a job and nobody loves me
Used to have friends, but now I’m so lonely
Hair, I hope you know that I still care

Hair, you make me feel so complete
If you’d come back
I’d grow you down to my feet
Even fat girls won’t look at me on the street
I’d swear, I’d do it all for some more hair

Motorist beware 'cause I might blind
You with my glare life’s so unfair
I really miss my sweet ass hair
I don’t mean my "ass hair"
I should’ve put a hyphen there