Smosh - Transformers Rap lyrics

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Transformers
Transformers: Robots in disguise

I'll tell you 'bout one day when I was young
I was flippin' through the channels
When I saw something on
Something about robots that
Destroy each other
It made me want to go blow up my mother
Ooh, Anthony is not alone
It made me wanna go blow up my home
Eventually, I did that, ain't the point
I love bad grammar and I wish I could rhyme

If you didn't get what were talkin' about
We're talkin' 'bout the most
Amazing thing around
If you thinkin' Transformers
Then you was right
'Cause everybody knows that they hella tight
Transformers creators wouldn't pay us
To make this rap
They told us that the script
Was full of nonsense
I bet that you thought I was gonna say crap
Because it rhymes with rap
But I'm better than that

Transformers will punch you in the face
Transformers won't do The Macarena
Transformers always say no to drugs
Transformers: robots in disguise

They don't even need to use a Glock
They can take you down
With their electric shock
Harder than a body slam from The Rock
But not as much as a slap from my hand
Oooh, have you heard about Optimus Prime?
Sweeter than a cherry, sour than a lime
If your booty's gettin' hot and
It keeps getting hotter
He'll turn into a firetruck and
Spray you with water (yeah)

Optimus knows how to use his hose
He be treatin' his friends like
He treats his hoes
Stuffin' Pixy Stix right through his nose
Until his nose unloads and explodes busloads

Oooh, right now we switch it up
Like when Decepticon kicked Autobot butt
And, Thunderblast is a slut what? Sh-she is
Transformers will find a cure for death
Transformers won't do your algebra
Transformers are against terrorism
Transformers: robots in disguise

The dopest parties are thrown by the Autobots
Disco dancin' and chicks hella hot
They got moves like you ain't ever got
No weed, no smack, no crack cocaine

They don't need that stuff to
Keep their party insane
Moves so wack that you can't explain
Dancing so crazy that'll melt your brain
Moves that Decepticon's can never attain
(Haha)

Hear that Megatron? You ain't got no game
Autobots, throw it up, makin' you look lame
You fight to contain the
Shame you've obtained
Optimus will take you out with impeccable aim

Transformers don't give a damn what y'all say
Transformers hit the club like every day
Transformers blow things up with satisfaction
They explode in your face
Like a chain reaction

Transformers will run for president
Transformers won't dress for halloween
Transformers hardcore since '84 transformers