Smosh, Tara Jayne Sissom - Ultimate Breakup Medley lyrics

Screw you Anthony-y-y
Pants always full of pee-e-e
You cried when your goldfish died
Like a little pussy screw you Anthony-y-y
Gave you Hepatitis C
I vomit every time I see your naked body

I remember at the theater where we met
The first time
You ran out the movie hecka wet
The pants kind
Then you asked for a napkin to wipe it up
'Cause you dropped some "water" on
The front of your pants ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Everyone knew the "water" was pee
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Pissed yourself watching Paranormal Activity

He thought he had perfect abs
Drew them on with a sharpie
Looked like a douchebag uh uh, oh yeah
Oh yeah
I'd catch him stealing superhero costumes
From all the little kids
And cutting out the abs
Putting them under tight-ass T-shirts
It was so sad, so sad

Screw you Anthony-y-y
Pants always full of pee-e-e
You cried when your goldfish died
Like a little pussy screw you Anthony-y-y
Gave you Hepatitis C
I vomit every time I see your naked body

I remember that one time that
I caught you humming along
Wearing all my clothes and
Dancing to my songs
Was nasty, nasty, nasty-y-y-y-y
I knew you were a pussy when I saw you
Dancing to my songs
Dressed up in my high heels and my thong
With my face tattooed on your butt oh, no!
Why the hell is it on your butt? God, no!
Woah

And just in case, Anthony tries to say
"It ain't so"
I secretly taped our breakup on video
One last thing before I come to an end
I cheated on Anthony
With his amazing best friend
And the greatest bowl-cut hair
And thighs, oh, so meaty
He's better than Anthony
And the only one for me ever

Sorry Anthony-y-y
But, you really do smell like pee-e-e
And I'm with Ian now 'cause
His thighs are so meaty

And his butt cheeks are
Totally firmer than yours