2011 Broadway Cast of Anything Goes, Joel Grey, Sutton Foster - Friendship lyrics

You know, Reno
We should have teamed up years ago
We're two of a kind, all right
Yeah partners! Through thick or thin!
Night or day! Right or wrong!

If you're ever in a jam here I am
If you ever need a pal i'm your gal
If you ever feel so happy you land in jail
I'm your bail

It's friendship, friendship
Just a perfect blendship
When other friendships have been forgot
Ours will still be hot
Lahdle ahdle ahdle, dig-dig-dig

If you're ever down a well ring my bell
If you ever catch on fire send a wire
If you ever lose your teeth
When you're out to dine borrow mine

It's friendship, friendship
Just a perfect blendship
When other friendships have ceased to jell
Ours will still be swell
Lahdle ahdle ahdle, hep hep hep

If they ever black your eyes put me wise

If they ever cook your goose play me loose

If they ever put a bullet through your brain
I'll complain

It's friendship, friendship
Just a perfect blendship
When other friendships go up in smoke
Ours will still be oke
Lahdle ahdle ahdle, goof-goof-goof

If you ever lose your mind i'll be kind
If you ever lose your shirt i'll be hurt
If you're ever in a mill
And get sawed in half i won't laugh
Ha ha haha! Ha ha hahaha!

Just a perfect blendship
When other friendships have been "forgate"
Ours will still be great
If they ever crack your spine drop a line
If they ever cut your throat write a note

If they ever make a cannibal stew of you
Invite me too what
What are you saying

Friendship just a perfect blendship
When other friendships are up the crick
Ours will still be slick lahdle ahdle ahdle

Quack-quack-quack quack-quack-quack
Chuck-chuck-chuck quack-quack-quack?!
Remember?
Yeah, we rehearsed quack-quack-quack
Yes, it was a long time ago

No, no, no, that's not–
That's not what we rehearsed
Oh my gosh and now you're changing the rules
You're cutting me off! What are you doing?
I don't wanna do it!

When other friendships have been forgot
Ours will still be hot