A Verbal Equinox - DUI in the Sky lyrics

Lightning-eyed reminder of why I
Mind squashing spiders
Should I catch the knife with two thumbs up?
Chernobyl’s counting Geigers while I try
To bite back tigers
Fighting fires with a lighter
Till first blood
Not a top dollar-blotter makes us thicker
Than the water underneath the bridge
Suicide aside, inside I’m finding Jeffrey
Dahmer hiding in my fridge, ooh!

Isn’t it nice that I’m so damn friendly?
So polite that I’m still
Pretending I hate love
‘Cause love hates me so well!
I can sing the black-and-blues, the
Tunes of two-face truths, half-empty
Underneath a half-full moon we’ve spun
Well the world turns ‘round the sun
Churns out the mundane geocentric
Tantric sex in the electric chair till dawn
Surprised to realize that
Any womanizer’s trying
Just to find what’s right?
Process of elimination’s better than
A guess, I guess
But does it hide inside a vagina?

Isn’t it nice that I’m so damn friendly?
So polite that I’m still
Pretending I hate love
‘Cause hate loves me so well!

You have no right to act
The way you’re acting
Somebody call the police!
‘Cause someone’s broken into my heart
(Oh no, your heart) you have no right to do
What you've been doing, somebody call 9-1-1!
‘Cause either way my pulse won’t start!

Isn’t it nice that I’m so damn friendly?
So polite that I’m still
Pretending I hate love
‘Cause love hates me so well!

Isn’t it nice that I’m so damn friendly?
So polite that I’m still
Pretending I hate love ‘Cause love hates me
I love hate ‘cause love hates me
I hate love ‘cause hate loves me so well!