Achievement Hunter, Lindsay Jones - Lindsay Wins lyrics

That is one big pile of shit

Say my name, motherfucker
It’s Lindsay Jones!
Got a blood-covered bumper with
The glistening chrome
Time to break some necks and pick some bones
Man children at the office
Plus kids at home? Shit!
No wonder why I‘ve lost my marbles
Now I got crack hands, flaring up my carpals
Step off, Larson, I‘m the one true marvel
Call me Sarah Connor- I can fuck up Arnold!

I‘m the queen of the cats
Gonna rule this town
You can kiss my boots while
You’re on the ground
You got your feet on the floor
But your head in the clouds
You can dream of beating me
But you won’t have my crown
I'm the chaotic goddess, on the track I reign
The meteorologist is forecasting pain
Coming in first place is my only plan, bitch
Michael, shut the fuck up and
Make me a sandwich

That's the essence of chaos
Adjectives you can list on my name:
Filthy, crazy, livid, and wicked insane
Furious and fast, I get it from Dwayne
So you better listen when I
Say stick to your lane!

Upside down is how I fly it
Just 'cause I‘m that kinda pilot

Try a cupcake, it‘d be rude to deny it!
I‘ll shove ‘em down your gullet
Gonna ruin your diet
Riots in the streets, in the skies and sea
I’ll be bringing the ruckus on 1, 2, 3
Dump gasoline on your family tree
And light it up, motherfucker
Now your mother is me

One last thing, before I split
Back the fuck up or you’re finna get hit
Commit to memory everything that I've spit
Lindsay wins
Motherfucker- don’t you ever forget!

Ha! Thanks guys, bye!