Amanda Palmer, The Jane Austen Argument - Bad Wine And Lemon Cake lyrics
[Amanda Palmer, The Jane Austen Argument - Bad Wine And Lemon Cake lyrics]
Tom's now that we've
Never done before and we're
Gonna sing it together
Jen's gonna play i've known
Tom for a long time and actually
I met him in a tent not unlike this one in
Edinburgh at the Fringe, maybe
Three years ago?
Three or four years ago, yeah and
I was cleaning mirrors that was my job
Cleaning these fucking mirrors every day
And since then we've become good
Friends and Tom's been one
Of my best friends in Melbourne
And he's a great
Great songwriter so I feel honored to
Be singing this song with him
Thank you
I have a little house
Close to town but not to the city
Far from home but near my family
No water views but so close to the sea
I see, this is how my little life could be
And I'm filling it with things
Like furniture that I find on the street
And all the special things I'd like to eat
Pictures of people that I'd like to meet
Oh meet well I'm orbiting the world
And it's so pretty and so lonely
My little love affairs are all
Scheduled 'round the TV guide
And my sex life has all been plagiarized
In an attempt to meet a harsh deadline
I'd like to rent a wife
Then rent a husband to keep her for life
The three of us, we could be so happy
Then with each other, meet with company
I'll see them
I'll find a flight around the world
And it's so pretty and so lonely
I could just die, I might just die
I could just die, I might just die
And at my funeral
They will say "Tom, he was such a nice guy
He went too early but he went in style"
They'll play my music and then they will cry
Then they'll have a little wake
They'll drink bad wine and
They'll eat lemon cake
And my mothers little heart will break
And she'll say "Wait there must
Be must some mistake
He can't be dead, take me instead"
Oh but I'm not dead
They tell me I'm not dead
They say that I'm not dead
But, I won't die for some time
I'm in my little house
Just writing little songs to past the time
Which incidentally is 7: 49
So don't you worry I'm completely fine
I'm fine
And don't you worry I'm completely fine
I'm fine
I'm just so fucking fine
Tom Dickins! Jen Kingwell! The
Jane Austen Argument, ladies and gentlemen!
Thank you, my dear