Amanda Palmer, Edward Ka-Spel - Beautiful Plastic / The Mall lyrics

Swaying in the dawn he scrambled into bed
His face was red his breath was poison
Strike a match
The flames destroy a nation as it sleeps
His wife was sleeping
He slapped his paws on her breasts
And started squeezing
His tongue between her lips
His knees between her thighs
Her skin was freezing he reasoned with her
Teased her he swore
He smashed his fist against her jaw
She wouldn't thaw ("Accidents happen")
She wouldn't thaw
Finally, he could take no more
("Accidents happen") he rolled
Hit the floor
And saw the note pinned to the door
It said, "Bye, honey hope you like the doll!"

"You do feel it, don't you?"

"If you frighten easily
Turn off your radio now"