Amanda Palmer - Makin' Whoopee lyrics
[Amanda Palmer - Makin' Whoopee lyrics]
Another pride another tune
Another sunny honeymoon another season
Another reason for making whoopie
A lot of shoes a lot of rice
The groom is nervous, he answers twice
It's really killing, that he's so willing
To make whoopie ugh
Picture a little love nest
Down where the roses cling
Picture that same sweet love nest
Think what a year can bring
He's washing dishes and baby clothes
He's so ambitious, he even sews
But don't forget folks
That's what you get folks for making whoopie
Another year, or maybe less
What's this I hear oh can't you guess
She feels neglected and he's suspected
Of making whoopie
Oooh she sit's at home, most every night
He doesn't phone, he doesn't write
He says he's busy and she says "Is he?"
He's making whoopie ugh
He doesn't make much money
Only five thousand pounds
Some judge thinks he's funny
Says he will give six to her
And he says "Judge, what if I fail? "
The judge says, "Bud, straight into jail
You better keep her, I think it is cheaper
Than making whoopie"
Another sunny honeymoon another season
Another reason for making whoopie
A lot of shoes a lot of rice
The groom is nervous, he answers twice
It's really killing, that he's so willing
To make whoopie ugh
Picture a little love nest
Down where the roses cling
Picture that same sweet love nest
Think what a year can bring
He's washing dishes and baby clothes
He's so ambitious, he even sews
But don't forget folks
That's what you get folks for making whoopie
Another year, or maybe less
What's this I hear oh can't you guess
She feels neglected and he's suspected
Of making whoopie
Oooh she sit's at home, most every night
He doesn't phone, he doesn't write
He says he's busy and she says "Is he?"
He's making whoopie ugh
He doesn't make much money
Only five thousand pounds
Some judge thinks he's funny
Says he will give six to her
And he says "Judge, what if I fail? "
The judge says, "Bud, straight into jail
You better keep her, I think it is cheaper
Than making whoopie"