Amanda Palmer - Oasis lyrics
[Amanda Palmer - Oasis lyrics]
When I got to the party they gave me a forty
And I must have been thirsty
Cause I drank it so quickly
When I got to the bedroom
There was somebody waiting
And it isn't my fault that
The barbarian raped me
When I went to get tested I
Brought along my best friend
Melissa Mahoney (who had once been molested)
And she knew how to get there
She knew all the nurses
They were all very friendly
But the test came out positive
I've seen better days but I don't care
Oh, I just sent a letter in the mail
When I got my abortion I
Brought along my boyfriend
We got there an hour before the appointment
And outside the building were
All these annoying
Fundamentalist Christians we tried
To ignore them
I've had better days but I don't care
Oasis got my letter in the mail
When vacation was over, the word was all over
That I was a crackwhore Melissa had told them
And so now we're not talking
Except we have tickets
To see Blur in October and
I think we’re still going
I've seen better days but I don't care
Oh, I just got a letter in the mail
Oasis sent a photograph it's
Autographed and everything
Melissa's gonna wet herself I swear
And I must have been thirsty
Cause I drank it so quickly
When I got to the bedroom
There was somebody waiting
And it isn't my fault that
The barbarian raped me
When I went to get tested I
Brought along my best friend
Melissa Mahoney (who had once been molested)
And she knew how to get there
She knew all the nurses
They were all very friendly
But the test came out positive
I've seen better days but I don't care
Oh, I just sent a letter in the mail
When I got my abortion I
Brought along my boyfriend
We got there an hour before the appointment
And outside the building were
All these annoying
Fundamentalist Christians we tried
To ignore them
I've had better days but I don't care
Oasis got my letter in the mail
When vacation was over, the word was all over
That I was a crackwhore Melissa had told them
And so now we're not talking
Except we have tickets
To see Blur in October and
I think we’re still going
I've seen better days but I don't care
Oh, I just got a letter in the mail
Oasis sent a photograph it's
Autographed and everything
Melissa's gonna wet herself I swear