And One, Joke Jay, Steve Naghavi - Your Pet Is A Ticking Bomb! lyrics

"Do you really think your fat, lazy
City dog would take the short
Walk by foot  to buy his
Cigarettes by choice instead of taking
His car just to save the lives of
Thousands mothers and children
Who had to die for your fucking gas?"
"Are you serious?"
"Your pet is a ticking bomb, man!"

Have you ever seen an evil man?
Acting like a monkey clan?
Blood-seeking cannibals - Flesh!

Did you ever think a pike is rich?
Just open up his water fridge
Fresh-stolen caviar - Fish!

What do you think they do if they get a V2?
Here is the truth
Pets would erase our nation
The war of the pets come true
Keep all codes and rocket information
Before they bomb the nation

Would you ever help a lion's bitch
Raped by husband stitch by stitch
Round about fifty times - Fun!

Could I ever screw a girl like you
Hungry after sexual coup
Black widow - happy meal - Fat!

The war of the pets come true
Keep all codes and rocket information
Before they bomb the nation