Andy Mineo, Wordsplayed - 12 Days of Christmas lyrics

Oh, heh
Heh hello everyone season's greetings you got
Here just in time the
Mulled wine is almost ready, the tree
Is up, the stockings are stuffed
And my Facebook post about Merry Christmas vs
Happy Holidays has started
A thoughtful discussion
About "Post here one more time and
I will burn your house down
You liberal freak" record scratch Heh
Heh excuse me people all over the
World are making the pilgrimage back home
To wait for St nick, explain to their
Parents why they only visit once a year
And track down those pesky pesky
Gift receipts babe, you should've just gotten
Me a gift card oh
What's this? Looks like Andrew is
Home for the holidays let's
How he likes to celebrate the
Twelve days of Christmas

Hey grandma, hey oh, hello
How are you? It's been so long
It has, one year
I'm glad you came to visit me absolutely
Why don't you sit down and I'll show
You the gifts I got you you gon like 'em

If you love your grandma then
Raise eggnog with me
Her gifts are full of love
A little lot of touch
But she's amazing and she's
Got some bad knees
(help her get off the couch)
On the first day of Christmas
My grandma bought for me
Axe body spray, I don't mess with that
I'm not in high school and
I rock with Old Spice (the best)
On the second day of Christmas
My grandma bought for me
A pair of cotton gloves
From the dollar store, nasty cologne samples
And this lowkey fresh Mickey Mouse tee
(it's kinda fire though)
On the third day of Christmas
My grandma bought for me
A hundred pack of pencils
I ain't been to school in ten years
Plus we all got cellphones
(I use the note section)
On the fourth day of Christmas
My grandma bought for me
One home drug test kit, Shake Weight
That's disgusting what you think about me?
Please stop asking when I'll get my degree
(I already got it)

I don't have any more days
Of Christmas after that
Well, I don't any gifts left
We don't even celebrate four days
That's just the number of
Days that leftover's last
You want some leftovers?
Who in the world has
Twelve days of Christmas? I don't know
Where did we even get that from?
The Jews only get eight
I mean, we get an extra four
Someone, someone do your Googles
What's a Google?