Apathy, Rise (Emcee), C-Rayz Walz, Celph Titled - The Smackdown lyrics

Rise, Apathy, C-Rayz Walz, and Celph Titled

I'm so stuck up
You could see my head from 9 blocks
Keep my rhymes locked in a
Metal safe with time locks
Waitin' for a thief and we've
Been training for weeks
By shootin' pimples off a fly's
Cheek at 800 feet
Don't do it cause if I get all mad and pissed
You couldn't be saved if cops
Came with formatted discs
Access 360 no face in my camp
And when it's all said and done
I'll have my face on a stamp
I recycle old verses if I
Think nobody's heard it
In this rap game I'm nobody
(Why?) nobody's perfect once I come out
Rappers are droppin' in piles
Labels'll only sign your ass if
You copy my style
There's a lot of wack niggas
And it's only gettin' weirder
Get your CD's for free and only
Use 'em as a mirror

Yo, yo, yo, check this shit

When I be spittin' raps, rippin' wax
Gats start clickin' back
Chickens act frickin' wack backstage
Lickin' sacs
Suckin' nuts, fuckin' sluts up in butts
Bustin' up jealous rappers runnin' up
But they need to toughen up
Masterin' the battlin' when
Batterin' your calvalry
Apathy is actually the baddest in this galaxy
Critical, the pinnacle of
Lyrically invincible
Your pitiful epitome of common monosyllable
Rap style's fragile stack you
In the wack pile
Nobody wants your shit like a used crack vial
Understand this and only this:
I'm dissin' ya writtens
And if ya pissed we could take
It up with our fists
Cause, I be rippin' wack foes
With wack flows new assholes
Punch out foes with flows like Glass Joes
Fast or slow, pick apart those like afros
Rip ya face up like space from black holes
I mack dips, stack chips, fuck gat clips
Ap rips phat shit when I spit rap scripts
Rockin' microphone chrome
Leavin' bones broke
Y'all are played out like Tone Loc
Ap's no joke!

This is history in the making you
Better get your camcorder tuned
You couldn't move me driving a
U-Haul through a transporter room
You half-a-quarter doomed to 125 seconds
I'm that out of order goon
That'll transform to a monsoon
This Cuban nigga runs through rappers
With the one two with my guns drew
So what the fuck you gonna do?
When I be sonning cats with
My futha muckin' stunning raps in fact
I'll fuck ya bitch in the back of the
Ass crack and bust a nut in that (Urgh)
You get no receipt when all sales are final
I'll leave you beside yourself
Like the other side of the vinyl
They call me Celph Titled cause
No words describe me
I stomp through your project with
The cavalry behind me
Honestly, the day ya wax is
In stores taking residence
Is the day we see a female, black
Homosexual president
"You talkin' shit to me?" I'll put
The slug in ya face
Attach razors to my shoes so I
Could cut to the chase
You couldn't drop knowledge if you through
An encyclopedia off a cliff
I grab my rifle, load the clip
And scratch you off my list
The illest nigga to walk the planet
How do I know this?
Cause, I got sent to Hell but they
Kicked me out because I froze it

I write rhymes on toilet tissue
Lyrics tear ya ass up
You drop wack shit the only
Reason you pass butt
I write dope with heroin pens take it in vein
I scream "Uno!" just to put one in your brain
You're a dumb fuck like retarded group sex
I skip the line, then ask who's next
Cut ya ears off and asked if you heard me
Cause you're not Worthy like James
Without the Laker jersey
Word be I'm off the wall
Like an ugly portrait
Like a blind referee, I can't call it
You got asshole lips you might
As well talk shit but, you can't play me I'm
Like a broke Walkman
Dungeon and Dragon flames cook ya brain
I diss all wack rappers cause
Y'all look the same
Ace Lover would say, "Oh, hell no!"
I shoot you in the foot just
To give you shell toes
I damage ya, take ya stamina
Give you dynamite implants you'll
Have explosive character
Stab you in ya left eye make
You see how I write right
You pussy don't sleep on me
Without ya night light
Fuck the bedbugs I don't want
Ya chick to bite
I'm the only Superman that smokes Kryptonite
I wiled on tracks and make wack rappers stop
You couldn't cum come on time if you jerked
Off in front of clocks faggot Boy!