Apathy - Welcome To Assholeville Part II lyrics
[Apathy - Welcome To Assholeville Part II lyrics]
His unholy mission is to invade and conquer
Earth i have given him most beautiful
And deadly weapons for this purpose we shall
Conquer Earth and the entire galaxy
It's a Demigod with a heater
That's robbing a preacher
And drives away bumping In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
The undefeated since a fetus
Is feeble and futile
If you were to ever try to fuck with
A man with a fetish for voodoo
The Vatican burner packing a burner
Bird-slapper purse-snatcher hearse-jacker
I jog and the Earth fractures
In fractions of seconds
The weapons I'm packing are popping
When I run up rocking the mask
Like I'm Batman and robbing
So shut the fuck up
You ain't half as bad as Chad
I'm the future with the fury
I'm Medusa on the rag i'm from Assholeville
Middle finger on the flag
Eight Heads In A Duffel Bag
And my jeans are sagged
So Merry Christmas bitches
I'm about my business
I'm Lucifer with the brains
Of a nuclear physicist
You say you get bitches
But that is ridiculous
Been with your girl for years and
Still can't find her clitoris
I'm stupid as a type of vibes
Sometimes forget rhymes like Lupe
Did with Tribe
Won't lie, I'm real fucked up inside
And there's no where to run to
There's no where to hide
And I could never ever give
These little bitches affection
Half of my exes are probably
Living in witness protection
This girl from Connecticut now
Is considered a Texan
Got bagged with a bag trying
To smuggle my TECs in i'm reckless
Reaching for your girlfriend's breastesses
Rapper slash face snatching
Necks or necklaces
Effortless, what more could y'all
Expect from this?
Ap is a motherfucking rap perfectionist
Fly hoody pussy getter, nobody does it better
Yell at em like Eddie Vedder
Venom spewing from every letter
Written in my rhymes shit I rip it every time
Did it, hit it, sipping Glenfiddich
Fuck wine fiddle with her titties
Get her digit's if time permit's
Overload your brain with data
Blow your circuit's atta boy, up and at 'em
There's rappers to destroy
Bombs deployed, destroyed
I'm something you can't avoid
I'm a droid, I'm a Druid, I'm stupid
I'm your boy i'm the fluid in your veins
Hip hop on steroids
I'm a motherfucking menace
Backhand hoes like tennis
Have her sucking on my pen-is
Get her wetter than Venice
And if you've never heard a perfect verse
I'll show you what a ten is
Just open up a notebook and point
Me to where the pen is
Your famous last words will be "Ap's so ill"
Happy New Year bitch
Welcome to Assholeville!
Earth i have given him most beautiful
And deadly weapons for this purpose we shall
Conquer Earth and the entire galaxy
It's a Demigod with a heater
That's robbing a preacher
And drives away bumping In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
The undefeated since a fetus
Is feeble and futile
If you were to ever try to fuck with
A man with a fetish for voodoo
The Vatican burner packing a burner
Bird-slapper purse-snatcher hearse-jacker
I jog and the Earth fractures
In fractions of seconds
The weapons I'm packing are popping
When I run up rocking the mask
Like I'm Batman and robbing
So shut the fuck up
You ain't half as bad as Chad
I'm the future with the fury
I'm Medusa on the rag i'm from Assholeville
Middle finger on the flag
Eight Heads In A Duffel Bag
And my jeans are sagged
So Merry Christmas bitches
I'm about my business
I'm Lucifer with the brains
Of a nuclear physicist
You say you get bitches
But that is ridiculous
Been with your girl for years and
Still can't find her clitoris
I'm stupid as a type of vibes
Sometimes forget rhymes like Lupe
Did with Tribe
Won't lie, I'm real fucked up inside
And there's no where to run to
There's no where to hide
And I could never ever give
These little bitches affection
Half of my exes are probably
Living in witness protection
This girl from Connecticut now
Is considered a Texan
Got bagged with a bag trying
To smuggle my TECs in i'm reckless
Reaching for your girlfriend's breastesses
Rapper slash face snatching
Necks or necklaces
Effortless, what more could y'all
Expect from this?
Ap is a motherfucking rap perfectionist
Fly hoody pussy getter, nobody does it better
Yell at em like Eddie Vedder
Venom spewing from every letter
Written in my rhymes shit I rip it every time
Did it, hit it, sipping Glenfiddich
Fuck wine fiddle with her titties
Get her digit's if time permit's
Overload your brain with data
Blow your circuit's atta boy, up and at 'em
There's rappers to destroy
Bombs deployed, destroyed
I'm something you can't avoid
I'm a droid, I'm a Druid, I'm stupid
I'm your boy i'm the fluid in your veins
Hip hop on steroids
I'm a motherfucking menace
Backhand hoes like tennis
Have her sucking on my pen-is
Get her wetter than Venice
And if you've never heard a perfect verse
I'll show you what a ten is
Just open up a notebook and point
Me to where the pen is
Your famous last words will be "Ap's so ill"
Happy New Year bitch
Welcome to Assholeville!