Apathy - Wonderful X-Mas Time lyrics

Wake up stupid wake up! No! No! I want an
Official Red Ryder
Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot
Range Model Air Rifle!
You'll shoot your eye out
Kid merry Christmas ho ho ho

Merry Christmas bitches apathy scoop DeVille

All I want for Christmas is Tribe to reunite
A brand new pair of Nikes and
Drake to take a hike
And my dream is for Nas to
Do an album with Preem
And Wu Tang to make a song
That's as classic as CREAM
I'm screaming "ho ho ho" and
It's kind of fucked up
That bitches on my Twitter
Timeline respond "What's up?"
So I'm making this list and
I'm checking it twice
I'm about to start snatching mics
If motherfuckers ain't nice
These fag rappers clothes tight
Like it's Miami Vice
I want to stocking with a knife
And a bat full of spikes
If Chris Kringle out there, please
Give me an answer i left a whole plate of
Weed brownies out for Santa
So if you see a sleigh flying over at Atlanta
On it's way down to Tampa
Puffing with Donner and Dancer
Please tell him I don't care if
It's for Christmas or Hanukkah
But, I need that debut
Album from Jay Electronica
And some Polo wouldn't hurt
Maybe a hoodie or two ayo Blac
Should I tell him to bring
Some pussy for you? (A yes sir)
Case closed, let's continue our business
Scoop Deville gave me like a
100 beats for Christmas and I'm

Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
The mood is right the spirit's up
We're here tonight and that's what's up
Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
Simply having a wonderful Christmas time

All I want for Christmas is for
Big L to be alive i guess we took that shit
For granted back in 1995
All I want is for KRS
To be these kids teacher
Or Rakim to make these young
Dudes "Follow The Leader"
Twas the night before Christmas and
All through my spot
You can hear me playing 'Liquid
Swords' like it just dropped
Cause it's a 'Cold World' boys and girls
Take it from me i got a box of ammunition
Waiting under my tree
And either I'm going crazy or
Ain't taking my medicine
But, I saw Santa get locked
For breaking and entering
And it ain't the first time I've
Seen him up to no good
Some Crips made him change clothes before
He came in his hood oh well, what the hell
Ring your little Jingle Bells
Me and Celph got elves
Putting records on shelves
I was sipping Vodka with Vixen
And Comet and Cupid
So don't ask me if I'm okay
I'm vomiting stupid
Tangled up in all the lights
And the fake reindeer
My neighbors haven't taken down for
The past eight years
So here's to the New Years
Fuck them haters and bitches
Cause, I'm simply having
A wonderful Christmas

Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
The word is out, about the town
So lift your glass ah, don't look down
The mood is right
Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
The choir of children sing their song
They practiced all year long
Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding
Dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong
The mood is right the party's on
The spirit's up we're here tonight
And that's what's up
Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
Simply having a wonderful Christmas time
The mood is right the party's on
The spirit's up we're here tonight
Ohhh, that's enough ohhhh
Christmas time