Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Meatwad, Neko Case - Santa Left A Booger In My Stocking lyrics
[Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Meatwad, Neko Case - Santa Left A Booger In My Stocking lyrics]
Santa left a booger in my stocking
Santa left a smear of Christmas cheer
St nick swiped and wiped
And left me something right
I knew I'd been a good boy this year
But, I don't think that they
Meant it as a gift
I really think the issue was
They couldn't find a tissue
And they used your stocking as a handkerchief
And he made sure it was
Christmas red and green
He took his mitten off
And shoved his finger up the booger trough
And brought a gift down his nose chimney
Under table tops and chairs
You left Santa some snacks
Three boogers and earwax
You strung boogers round the tree
With bows on boogers underneath
And on the back door, by the porch
You left a booger wreath
I might have left a booger
In my own stocking?
Well Neko Case that just don't make no sense
Every time I pick a winner
I make that winner dinner
And I digest all the evidence
No it was Santa Clause left
A booger in my stocking-
He shoved his finger in his nose
And pulled out a nugget of gold
For me to complete my snotativity
Santa must have had a cold 'cause
He blew out 24 karat gold
For me to complete my snotativity
Santa left a smear of Christmas cheer
St nick swiped and wiped
And left me something right
I knew I'd been a good boy this year
But, I don't think that they
Meant it as a gift
I really think the issue was
They couldn't find a tissue
And they used your stocking as a handkerchief
And he made sure it was
Christmas red and green
He took his mitten off
And shoved his finger up the booger trough
And brought a gift down his nose chimney
Under table tops and chairs
You left Santa some snacks
Three boogers and earwax
You strung boogers round the tree
With bows on boogers underneath
And on the back door, by the porch
You left a booger wreath
I might have left a booger
In my own stocking?
Well Neko Case that just don't make no sense
Every time I pick a winner
I make that winner dinner
And I digest all the evidence
No it was Santa Clause left
A booger in my stocking-
He shoved his finger in his nose
And pulled out a nugget of gold
For me to complete my snotativity
Santa must have had a cold 'cause
He blew out 24 karat gold
For me to complete my snotativity