Arthur, Medic, Dan Bull, None Like Joshua - Mega Man vs Proto Man Rap lyrics

Hey Joshua, I got an idea what?
Let's do rapping about what?
I don't know, anything anything?
Computer games yeah?
MegaMan, for example or ProtoMan
MegaMan protoMan
MegaMan protoMan

Who's the best man? Is that a question?
A double take
We attack 'till your head spins
You know it's Mega Man no, it's Proto Man
We 'bout to bust up the track you selected
It's not like Red vs blue, see
We got time, don't expect a movie
So you start to run but we're far from done
Cause literally my arm's a gun


It's the boy in the blue suit
Blue hair and blue boots
With arms like mine
I should probably shoot hoops
I rock a Mega Buster
You got a feather duster
I'll uppercut you in the head
Because I never trust ya
Dr wily's not so highly qualified
As his title implies it's a pile of lies
Like every time he complies
Apologizing and cries
Before recidivising right into
The violent life

Yo, it's Proto Man you know your bro, fam
Punch you in the shoulder
Then I crush you like a soda can
I make your motor jam, loading up my cannon
Then we taking over from America to Tokyo
Japan
Your demise, see, I hold it in my poker hand
You’re slower than iPhones from 2007
Call me a shadow while I’m
Hiding from the Light as a rapper
Not surprising that you copy my lines
Like damn!

Who's the best man? Is that a question?
A double take
We attack 'till your head spins
You know it's Mega Man no, it's Proto Man
We 'bout to bust up the track you selected
It's not like Red vs blue, see
We got time, don't expect a movie
So you start to run but we're far from done
Cause literally my arm's a gun

So come and rock with Rock
As I rock with Roll
Sidescrolling through the whole of your soul
Ohhh! My cranium is made of titanium
I'm running rings around fake lies like Alien
I'm better than Proto Man, Fire Man, Cut Man
Bomb Man, Time Man, Ice Man
Guts Man, Method Man, Redman
I'm way ahead, man
And what's my name again? Say it! Mega Man!

We taking out the Bass and the Treble
I’m made of the metal
And waiting forever to play on the
Level we came to settle
You say you’re special while I stay the rebel
You pacifists have to get your aes
Kicked on a bangin' instrumental
You patriotic fool claiming you’re not a tool
Everybody’s sure you’re megaderp
So stop refusing the truth
I got my Proto Shield blockin' haters out
Shades on my helmet cause my name’s renowned
And they say wow!

Who's the best man? Is that a question?
A double take
We attack 'till your head spins
You know it's Mega Man no, it's Proto Man
We 'bout to bust up the track you selected
It's not like Red vs blue, see
We got time, don't expect a movie
So you start to run but we're far from done
Cause literally my arm's a gun


Robots are machines that follow orders
I’m a machine that doesn’t
So what does that make me?