Ashland Craft - Hooker lyrics
[Ashland Craft - Hooker lyrics]
This ain't 1940, I got a hard job too
And I don't need three more as soon
As I come home to you
Well, yeah, these hands can do a lot
But, I've only got two and honey
There's just so much that one person can do
Hooker, nanny or maid
It seems like that's all you want these days
But the only way I'll be all of
Those is if I'm getting paid
Right now you think you've got it made, well
I ain't your hooker, your nanny or your maid
Making love is high up on my
List of things to do
But dirty dishes and a swiffer sure
Don't put me in the mood
You know you mean the world to me
My love for you won't change
But would it kill you to fold some laundry
While you watch that football game? Oh
Hooker, nanny or maid
It seems like that's all you want these days
But the only way I'll be all of
Those is if I'm getting paid
Right now you think you've got it made, well
I ain't your hooker, your nanny or your maid
If you wanna turn me on
Just turn that TV off
Make a little right from wrong
Yeah, you know what I want
So come on, make it easier
Just meet me halfway
And take a little off my plate
(And rinse it off while you're at it)
Hooker, nanny or maid
Is that really all you want these days? Well
The only way I'll be all of
Those is if I'm getting paid
And I know you think you've got it made, well
I ain't your hooker, your nanny or your maid
So go get a hooker, try out a nanny
Hell, I'll pay for the maid
And I don't need three more as soon
As I come home to you
Well, yeah, these hands can do a lot
But, I've only got two and honey
There's just so much that one person can do
Hooker, nanny or maid
It seems like that's all you want these days
But the only way I'll be all of
Those is if I'm getting paid
Right now you think you've got it made, well
I ain't your hooker, your nanny or your maid
Making love is high up on my
List of things to do
But dirty dishes and a swiffer sure
Don't put me in the mood
You know you mean the world to me
My love for you won't change
But would it kill you to fold some laundry
While you watch that football game? Oh
Hooker, nanny or maid
It seems like that's all you want these days
But the only way I'll be all of
Those is if I'm getting paid
Right now you think you've got it made, well
I ain't your hooker, your nanny or your maid
If you wanna turn me on
Just turn that TV off
Make a little right from wrong
Yeah, you know what I want
So come on, make it easier
Just meet me halfway
And take a little off my plate
(And rinse it off while you're at it)
Hooker, nanny or maid
Is that really all you want these days? Well
The only way I'll be all of
Those is if I'm getting paid
And I know you think you've got it made, well
I ain't your hooker, your nanny or your maid
So go get a hooker, try out a nanny
Hell, I'll pay for the maid