Ashley Monroe, Blake Shelton - You Ain't Dolly (And You Ain’t Porter) lyrics

You ain't Dolly and you ain't Porter
She's a little bit fuller
And you're a whole lot shorter
Let's dance all night
And fill the jukebox full of quarters
Cause you ain't Dolly
No, and you ain't Porter

Well I noticed you right off the
Bat in those cowboy boots
Who couldn't help but see you
In that rhinestone suit
That's cause I'm the reigning
Queen of karaoke night
Well if I get drunk enough to sing
Hell I just might
Hey now, don't you worry cowboy
Cause I'll get you through
We'll sing a cheating song just
Like they used to do

Cause you ain't Dolly and you ain't Porter
She's a little bit fuller
And you're a whole lot shorter
Let's dance all night
And fill the jukebox full of quarters
Cause you ain't Dolly and you ain't Porter

You'll probably see me country singing
On The Voice someday
Yeah and I'm the guy they wrote
About in 50 Shades of Grey
Why don't you come on back to my
Place and you can have your way
Well baby that sounds tempting
But I just can't stay
Oh, we won first prize cowboy
Let's just split the dough
Honey, I will always love you
But we'll never know

You ain't Dolly and you ain't Porter
She's a little bit fuller
And you're a whole lot shorter
Let's dance all night
And fill the jukebox full of quarters
Cause you ain't Dolly
No, and you ain't Porter

No, you ain't Dolly and you ain't Porter