Aurelio Voltaire - All Women Are Crazy lyrics
[Aurelio Voltaire - All Women Are Crazy lyrics]
All women are crazy all men are dumb
'cause though we know they're crazy
We still want some it's nothing new
And it's sad but true
And we just can't quit 'em
And we can't live with 'em
What's a man to do?
Back in the Bible there was a tree
Lord said to Adam "Don't
You eat that fruit", He said "fine by me"
But then along came Eve looking to do wrong
And on a count of her curves
And his lack of nerve, Adam went along
Because All women are crazy all men are dumb
'cause though we know they're crazy
We still want some it's nothing new
And it's sad but true
And we just can't quit 'em
And we can't live with 'em
What's a man to do?
Take mo ol' lady i bought her a gown
We was fixing to go out
Mixing out on the town
She said "Do i look fat?" i
Said "Heck no! Just a littleround"
And since that day i walk this
Way it hurts to sit down
All women are crazy all men are dumb
'cause though we know they're crazy
We still want some it's nothing new
And it's sad but true
And we just can't quit 'em
And we can't live with 'em
What's a man to do?
Fellas there comes a time
In ever woman's life
About once a month in fact
Where they get kind of
Ornery oh they start kicking
And fussin' and fightin'
And we don't know what's wrong with 'em
But in a week or so they
Generally start comin' round
They'll look at you right in the eye too
And say "Im sorry honey i
Was just PMSing" now ladies
I feel for ou i really do it's not
An easy thing to go through but
Since we already know the outcome
I'd like to purpose a
Little experiment boys
The next time your woman gets
Crazy, oh say a month from now
I want you to look her right in
The eye and ask her "Honey
Are you SURE you're not just
PMsing?" then you better
Grab your balls and run for the hills!
When i met my lady, and asked for her hand
She was the calmest and the sweetest
Girl in all the land
But then the ring went on
And it went all wrong
Like a Midnight Thriller she went Bridezilla
She spat pea soup and became a killer
She ate 3 kids and my Aunties
Wig and the pastor's dog
Why? 'cause All women are crazy
All men are dumb
'cause though we know they're crazy
We still want some it's nothing new
And it's sad but true
And we just can't quit 'em
And we can't live with 'em
What's a man to do?
'cause though we know they're crazy
We still want some it's nothing new
And it's sad but true
And we just can't quit 'em
And we can't live with 'em
What's a man to do?
Back in the Bible there was a tree
Lord said to Adam "Don't
You eat that fruit", He said "fine by me"
But then along came Eve looking to do wrong
And on a count of her curves
And his lack of nerve, Adam went along
Because All women are crazy all men are dumb
'cause though we know they're crazy
We still want some it's nothing new
And it's sad but true
And we just can't quit 'em
And we can't live with 'em
What's a man to do?
Take mo ol' lady i bought her a gown
We was fixing to go out
Mixing out on the town
She said "Do i look fat?" i
Said "Heck no! Just a littleround"
And since that day i walk this
Way it hurts to sit down
All women are crazy all men are dumb
'cause though we know they're crazy
We still want some it's nothing new
And it's sad but true
And we just can't quit 'em
And we can't live with 'em
What's a man to do?
Fellas there comes a time
In ever woman's life
About once a month in fact
Where they get kind of
Ornery oh they start kicking
And fussin' and fightin'
And we don't know what's wrong with 'em
But in a week or so they
Generally start comin' round
They'll look at you right in the eye too
And say "Im sorry honey i
Was just PMSing" now ladies
I feel for ou i really do it's not
An easy thing to go through but
Since we already know the outcome
I'd like to purpose a
Little experiment boys
The next time your woman gets
Crazy, oh say a month from now
I want you to look her right in
The eye and ask her "Honey
Are you SURE you're not just
PMsing?" then you better
Grab your balls and run for the hills!
When i met my lady, and asked for her hand
She was the calmest and the sweetest
Girl in all the land
But then the ring went on
And it went all wrong
Like a Midnight Thriller she went Bridezilla
She spat pea soup and became a killer
She ate 3 kids and my Aunties
Wig and the pastor's dog
Why? 'cause All women are crazy
All men are dumb
'cause though we know they're crazy
We still want some it's nothing new
And it's sad but true
And we just can't quit 'em
And we can't live with 'em
What's a man to do?