Aurelio Voltaire - The Beast of Pirate’s Bay (AdventureQuest Worlds version) lyrics

Gather weary travelers, I have a tale to tell
It might just save yourlives but
Only if you listen well
'Cause there before the breakers and
Just around the way
There's a sign that says
"Beware The Beast of Pirate's Bay!"

Some say he's a guppy a kind threw
In the sea he ate so
Many sailors now he's bigger than a
Tree his teeth are sharp
As scissors his claws
They are like knives and if you think
He's ugly, wait 'til you see his insides!

Oh, don't you sail and don't
You row and certainly don't you swim
'cause if you aren't careful you'll end up
Inside of him he'll eat you up
He'll spit you out you'd
Better stay away heed the sign
That says "Beware The Beast
Of Pirate's Bay!"
Some say he's a serpent that came
Straight from hell to eat
The souls of pirates and other
Ne'er do-wells some they
Don't believe it as for me I've
Got a hunch 'Cause they used
To have some pirates here but he
Ate them all for lunch

Oh, don't you sail and don't
You row and certainly don't you swim
'cause if you aren't careful you'll end up
Inside of him he'll eat you up
He'll spit you out you'd
Better stay away heed the sign
That says "Beware The Beast
Of Pirate's Bay!"

Well, good ol' Captain Rhubarb
He came to Pirate's Bay
Seems his little Trobble had nearly got away
He reached into the water to grab
It from the sand there was
A crunch and a scream! And now
That scurvy Captain's got hooks
On both his hands!

Oh, don't you sail and don't
You row and certainly don't you swim
'cause if you aren't careful you'll end up
Inside of him he'll eat you up
He'll spit you out you'd
Better stay away heed the sign
That says "Beware The Beast
Of Pirate's Bay!"

Well, Blackberry the Pirate
You know for what he's feared
It's mostly for the dark
Imposing color of his beard he saw
The beast and now nobody's
Scared of him because, His beard
Turned white and all agree
He looks like Santa Claus
Oh, don't you sail and don't
You row and certainly don't you swim
'cause if you aren't careful you'll end up
Inside of him he'll eat you up
He'll spit you out you'd
Better stay away heed the sign
That says "Beware The Beast
Of Pirate's Bay!"

Well, now Yulgar's inn is empty and
There's only you and me
And if you care I'd like to share
How this song came to be
So come a little closer if you
Really want to know this very
Sad and woeful tale happened so long ago

Well, I was just a little boy when
I went to Pirate's Bay and
There I saw a creature that
Was very much dismayed
With a harpoon in his dorsal fin and
A hook stuck in his side
This mighty whale was in such pain
We both began to cry

I pushed and I shoved but he
Wouldn't give way into the
Deeper waters off our shallow Pirate's
Bay all I could do
To help him was to keep people away
So I wrote a sign that
Said, "Beware The Beast of Pirate's Bay!"
And what did it say?

Oh, don't you sail and don't you
Row and certainly don't you
Swim, 'cause if you aren't careful
You'll end up inside of
Him he'll eat you up
He'll spit you out you'd better stay
Away heed the sign that says
"Beware! hell I should know i put it there!
Heed the sign that says
"Beware The Beast of Pirate's Bay!"